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it typical day at avengers mansion
its hte morning and they all wander into the kitchen
tony goes directly to coffee maker
steve is getting back from his morning run
that he takes
every morning
at 6
every
single
morning
bruce is sitting alone drinking tea and reading hte paper
nat is chilling like the chill motherfucker she is
thor is makign poptarts
FUCK THOR BROKE THE TOASTER GOD DAMN IT THOR
thor apologizes to tony (and calls him Anthony)
steve drink hte orange juice
suddenly, clint hops out of the vent
this surprises nobody
a grown man was hanging out in a vent and nobody thinks twice about it
tony says something and nat looks at him
tony is scared of nat and avoids her for the rest of the day
~~later~~~~~~~
poor steve such an old man he doesnt know how to use electronics :(
bruce do science in his lab
thor
nobody ever says what thor does during the day idk mayb hes with jane
tony is in his lab making new things for everybody
because thats all tony ever does
he just sits around making new stuff for the avengers
nat is prolly lurking around hte corner
clint is prolly in a vent (jk hes definitely in a vent)
they get together and watch tv
thats all these ppl have in common
bad movie choices
~~~~~~~~~~~~the end