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Disclaimer: I do not own homestuck, Hussie does, the only thing I claim are my OC’s and the storyline. The Original Character Megara Camilia and the other OC’s are purely fictional.
==> Begin
Look there…who is that? It's a girl! She seems to want you to guess her name. Type in name …. You type in Capricious Pyro. The girl frowns and says 'no, try again'. Hmmmmm…it seems that you have to guess a real name. You type in Megara Camilia. This earns you a smile from the girl as she nods in satisfaction of being recognized.
=Megara’s P.O.V.=
==> Be the girl
I looked around in confusion
"I’m already me so how am I supposed to do that?".
I didn’t get an answer but then again I didn’t really expect one. The voices rarely ever answer my questions. Oh well, I guess I should get ready, I've been standing here listening to the weird voices that may or may not be there for way too long. I'm still in my Pj’s for Gog’s sake. I grumbled at the voices and got dressed into my usual outfit; a white shirt with a meteor design on it coupled with an unzipped purple hoodie and black pants. I hurried and combed through my messy blue streaked, black hair with my fingers as I headed down the stairs towards the promising smell of waffles and bacon. Once I got into the kitchen I found a plate of the delicious miracle food sitting on the table.
"Yeah! Waffles!"
The look on my face must be priceless right now, because I'm grinning like an idiot. I sit down and enjoy an absolutely amazing breakfast of bacon and waffles. After I was done eating I got up and turned to leave the kitchen. I saw a dark flash in the corner of my eye and turned around quickly, there was nothing there except a note which I'm sure wasn't there a few seconds ago.
‘Read the note young witch’ (A.N: this is the text of megaras exile)
"Huh? That's weird, usually the voices don't sound like that."
I also usually ignore the voices or at least try to, but I decided to take a chance and listen to this one, it seems vaguely important. Besides that note is making me seriously curious, although it’s probably Sis playing with my mind again. Why does she enjoy that so much? It seems like ever since she met Dave's Bro, she’s become even more unpredictable. I honestly think that they are often in cahoots for various shenanigans. Of course it doesn't help that I can be extremely gullible at times.
Young witch, I implore you to read the note.
Oh right I almost forgot what I was about to do. I picked up the note and read it.
"Dear lord why! My eyes are burning!"
It's written in Sis's Gog awful lemon colored text.
Yo sis, happy 15th Birthday
->
Oh, cool its just a b-day note, or is it? Oh, there’s an arrow on the note! I turn the note over to find in big letters:
Surprise! :D
Surprise? What the heck is that sup-
“OH MY GOG!”
I have no clue how she managed to do it but a bucket full of clown plushies just got dumped on my head! I proceeded to absolutely spaz out due to my deep fear of clowns.
‘Young witch please stop.’
‘Young witch I implore you to stop.’
‘Young witch please stop it is quite unbecoming.’
All of a sudden the voice seemed to get really pushy, which of course caused a headache
" OWWW! Stupid headache."
I stopped spazzing out in the hopes that it will stop my massive headache.
‘Thank you young witch’
The voice went quiet after that and my headache started to fade. I quickly absconded out of the kitchen heading to the stairs slowly in the hopes of avoiding a strife session with sis, I know that I cant beat her in a Strife session right now and also my Strife Specibus, Jokerkind, is empty; I forgot to put something in it. I spotted a nearby pile of pillows and dump it in my Jokerkind so at least I have some thing in it, though I know its not going to do anything against her. "Great! Now if I run into sis I can just pelt her with soft fluffy pillows!" I mutter under my breath.
=Time skip=
I successfully managed to get back to my room without an incident, shockingly. I quickly lock my door and breath a sigh of relief. After a moment or two I walked over to my closet and looked around in it for a little bit. After a few more minutes I find my Metal Bat and put it in my Strife Specibus, smiling.
"Now this is a weapon that’s useful."
I walked to my computer to see if anyone is on and right as I get on I see that a bunch of people, and trolls, are online.
Sorry guys I had to cut this short cuz the voices told me to :P, and also cuz of having to write an essay. Please review