13 Works in 2023 Nut Exchange

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    Locked out of her dead body, severed from all human sensation, the corpse prince finds her way home.

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    “The Emperor Undying, The Kindly Prince of Death! cordially invites you to the wedding of his most faithful and devoted of subjects, Prince Ianthe Naberius the First, and The Reverend Daughter Harrowhark Nonagesimus, Lady of the Ninth House…”

     

    Prince Kiriona Gaia the First finds Ianthe and Harrowhark's impending nuptials problematic, and vows to do something about it.

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    Gideon gets overwhelmed during finals week and asks Harrow to fuck the stress out of her. That's it.

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    Harrowhark is a perpetually stressed-out graduate student working on a major breakthrough. Thankfully, her partner knows just the thing to help her finally relax.

    Part of the 2023 Nut Exchange.

    Original prompt: "Griddlehark pet play with Harrow as the pet. I think Harrow is simply too wound up all the time and needs someone who can help her step away from that. I would prefer a modern setting, but other than that go wild, the tags are merely suggestions. Feel free to do whatever with this; I simply want some good ol pet play smut"

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    Camilla Hect is a woman of perpetual motion. Sometimes she needs a little help holding still.

    What she needs, in every way, is the fight. She needed someone who could best her in all fields to take her from the snarling animal she is to a tamed and beaten beast.

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    35
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    Original prompt: Pathetic Kiriona/Ianthe hate sex that turns into something more (but is still cringey!). Not love, but maybe they would find comfort in each other because they are both sad and miss Harrow. Maybe there is only one bed on whatever shuttle they are on.

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    Gideon prides herself on being able to get anyone she wants in bed. But when it comes to Harrow, she’ll have to do some giving first.

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    “Fuck you,” Harrow repeated, and then continued, pride overtaking her sense of responsibility. “You call me to the Mithraeum, have me beg for the pleasure of marrying you, and then demand I debase myself for you. You call yourself a Prince, but you are a pig, a cretin drunk on her own power.”

     

    Kiriona was paying more attention to her now, suspended in motion as she peered at Harrow. Perhaps that was why Harrow couldn’t stop talking.

     

    Harrowhark, Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House is slated to marry Kiriona Gaia, the only daughter of the Necrolord Prime. The single and obvious problem? They hate each other's guts.

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    2,376
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    After a good night all around the Tridentarii house, Gideon and Harrow meet for a second time in the hallway at the witching hour. They decide to keep the party going, just the two of them.

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    In the myriadic year of our Lord- the ten thousandth year of the King Undying, the kindly Prince of Death!- Gideon Nav packed her sword, her shoes, and her dirty magazines, and she escaped the House of the Ninth. Obviously, her childhood bestie, her soulmate, her partner in crime Harrowhark Nonagesmius, Reverend Daughter of the Ninth House, came with.

    This is an AU that answers the question we have all been wondering: how would the story have changed if Gideon was slippery? Like, really slippery.

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    "Would love some form of "supernatural" or magical enemies to lovers Griddlehark setup. Not the TV show SPN--like witch, other magical user, or monster romance. Your choice what type they are. Prefer they dislike each other at first, and then pair up."

    Harrowhark is the Champion, a chosen warrior of the Order of Alecto. Her mission is to kill Gideon Dvé, half-demon child of Gaius, great baron of hell. But that mission is about to go very, very wrong...

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    14
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    1,542
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    OR: Is It Gay To Kiss The Homies? What About To Have Tender Lesbian Sex With Them?

    For Silver's Strideon Prompt: Gideon is totally, completely, one hundred percent straight, and Harrow is her lesbian best friend whom she fucks often and loves deeply.

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    3,118
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    Harrow likes Sextus as a colleague and a friend - but perhaps this has gone too far.

    AKA: Harrow tries to edit Palamedes' terrible erotica.

    Original prompt: a crack fic where Palamedes desperately needs an editor and who else would he ask but Harrow but oh no she suddenly knows Way Too Much about her friend’s kinks.

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    1
    Comments:
    17
    Kudos:
    131
    Bookmarks:
    18
    Hits:
    744

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