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a series in which shakarios happens. focused on comedy and fluff, because there's enough angst and tension elsewhere for these characters. main stories are UNINTENDED AURALISM, then UNINTENDED SECRECY, and finally, UNINTENDED APOTHEOSIS, the me3 rewrite/fix-it with 100% guaranteed thane survival rate.
all others are side stories ordered chronologically in the loose timeline of this established mess of fluff, (so please subscribe for new stories since they're not always at the bottom!), and all are canon to this specific timeline/universe divergence. vaguely open to premise requests for side stories.
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Magister AU. The Fifth Blight strikes Ferelden, and Malcolm’s old Tevinter citizenship chases the Hawke family north instead of south—straight into seats of power in the magisterium. Few in Minrathous welcome such foreigners, but when an unfriendly duel lands Danarius’s prized slave squarely in Hawke’s possession, not even a magister can predict the upheaval that follows.
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The year is 1955.
After years of humanity's struggle to survive under the attacks of the doppelgangers, the DDD came up with a solution. Walls. Thick, tall, walls for the sake of humanity. Across the world, cities are divided by these walls. No one, including doppelgangers, can get in or out, in the hopes of one day creating a society that doesn't have to live under the looming force of death. Within those cities more walls are constructed, in the form of apartment buildings: forced residency to keep humans safe in numbers.
Nearly a decade has passed since the walls went up, but the struggle to survive still looms as the doppelgangers reproduce seemingly as fast as they are exterminated. The door guards protect the apartment buildings from the threats, working together with the DDD to eliminate them.
It seems that things are slowly getting to a sense of normalcy. Humanity might be able to survive.
Until he made an appearance. Wearing the face of a resident from her building, the Milkman, Francis, he attempts to enter the building, and she is the only one able to stop him. His interest in her might just be what this world needs to finally tilt the scales for survival.
But for which species?- Language:
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Bookmarked by cherryoke
26 Apr 2026
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Probably an all time favorite. So many red herrings that I fell for, even though my instincts were always correct.
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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Bookmarked by cherryoke
22 Sep 2023
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“Maybe I am, Foxglove,” he replied, “but if so, that simply means I am the man you made me.”
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"Think about it. Primarch Vakarian, honored war hero? Somebody's gonna have to rebuild Palaven when this is over."
"Your confidence is inspiring, but it'll have to be someone who knows how to hold a hammer."
Cora Shepard & Garrus Vakarian, for better or worse.
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