Dispatch fics with fun friends and HR violations
The goodness of a man who just want to make his own life a bit easier, instead got these fuckasses to deal with.
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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After catching Waterboy doing some... unexpected activities after work, Robert realizes the newbie might be the most perfect sub in the whole world. Too bad Robert is his boss.
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After that first night where Robert comforted Waterboy in the janitor's closet, Robert finds himself in that room with Waterboy more often than anticipated. Somewhere along the line amicable affection turns into something much deeper.
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Robert learns that his best friend Herman is a virgin
He remembers his own first time being, well, less than spectacular
He wants Herman's to be something special
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The humble truth is that Robert Robertson III has never had a real Christmas.
Not a real one.
He’s celebrated the holidays, obviously, in a variety of different ways, but even when he thinks about it, the truth is… he hasn’t, actually.
His father was never home, not over Christmas. He’d always be out as Mecha-Man, saving the world, protecting people, his present to Robert being nothing more than staying alive.
Robert might have had a proper Christmas once, but without his mother, and with his fathers total inability to care about anything other than the future of Mecha-Man, they never had a tree, never had any decorations, really Christmas wasn’t so much as acknowledged because what would be the point? He didn’t remember it anyway.
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Robert Robertson the Third disappeared shortly after he finished high school, vanishing one summer day without a trace.
Just over a decade later, Robert Park is hired by the Superhero Dispatch Network's Torrance Branch to help in their IT department, and maybe he'll end up helping more along the way.
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- Part 1 of The Life and Times of Robert Park
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Robert receives a distress call on the dispatch line that has him driving across the city late at night. He finds out something about Herman that permanently alters the parameters of their work relationship.
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A deep dive into the psychological balm of BDSM.
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“Sooo have you actually had gay sex?” Victor asks genuinely curious.
Robert tilts his head, an actual grin breaking through. “Have the news ever lied to you?”
Everyone stares at Robert. He just shrugs.
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Or the SDN makes the horrible executive decision to put Robert onstage as the Z-Team’s hero representative, fully aware that his PR experience consists of half a prayer and a legacy doing most of the heavy lifting. Robert takes the microphone and runs with it, feeding Los Angeles the most outrageous half-truths he can get away with.
The Z-Team slowly realizes their dispatcher is a public menace.
Unfortunately, they are completely whipped.
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my body's made of crushed little stars by DaQuirklessBeauty
Fandoms: Dispatch (Video Game)
24 Dec 2025
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Robert has always treated his body like something temporary—maintained just enough to keep going. Then one run-in with a passing villain leaves him younger, unscarred, standing in a body that no longer carries the visible proof of the pain he survived. As the Z-Team watches him move through the world in a way he hasn’t in years, concern sharpens into something heavier. Others begin to notice what Robert himself has long learned to dismiss, and the truth becomes harder to avoid: whatever hit him didn’t just revert him—it revealed how much pain he’d been living with, and how quietly he let it happen. Because if this is who Robert used to be, then the version they’ve known has been surviving far more than he ever admitted.
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Or: Robert gets caught in the crossfire of a fleeing villain’s power—and wakes up in the body he had at twenty-one.