How Plot Heavy of You
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Two years after the death of Voldemort, Kingsley Shaklebolt announces that the wizarding population has had a significant decrease since the war and to rectify the situation the wizengamot has decided to pass a law that states all unmarried witches and wizards between the ages of 17 and 30 will be married and have 3 years to produce a child.
When Hermione goes to the ministry for her husband selection, the very last name she expects to see is Draco Malfoy.
Mature rating for later chapters.
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Cantankerus Nott is Rolling in His Grave by Forgive_Me_Severus
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
21 Sep 2024
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What happens when a writer: 1) is running on fumes and a cup of coffee that has long grown cold, 2) reads/writes Hermione-centric fics and ships her with like ten different people, 3) loves #allthetropes, especially marriage law, reverse harem, triads, and pregnancy fics?
🎶 These are a few of my favorite things 🎶
This, fellow fanfiction enthusiasts. This is what happens.
This is Cantankerus Nott is Rolling in His Grave.
...or just another marriage law fic with no direction because I enjoy Hermione getting railed by five different men (quite probably - okay, more than likely - well, actually, she will be getting railed by AT LEAST two at the same time).
Part One - Now Complete
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- Part 1 of Cantankerus Nott is Dead
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After three years in Azkaban, Draco Malfoy is slowly wasting away. His deliverance comes in the form of a marriage act that allows the early release of certain prisoners if chosen as marriage partners.
In a twist of fate, Draco and Hermione find that a marriage between the two of them is the best option to serve both their needs: his need to escape Azkaban and her need for the freedom and resources to fight against the act before their one year deadline to conceive arrives. -
The Empress of all Maladies by AsIfYouCouldOutReadMe
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
12 May 2026
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Draco Malfoy is dying. The leader of the world’s most lethal contingent of Death Eaters is running out of time and options.
For the ‘mad scientist’ of Voldemort’s court, Theodore Nott, the only solution is to experiment in ancient magic and enact a soul bond between his friend and the missing Golden Girl.
Hermione Granger has been in hiding since Harry Potter took his last breath during the Battle of Hogwarts. Five years later, betrayal will rip her from obscurity and challenge every notion she has on morality, friendship, and love.
The Dark Lord's spymaster, Blaise Zabini is a man broken by pain. But he’ll protect what he has left in this world with his life… and yours.
A Selfish Bond. A Long Fought War. A World Forever Changed.
Featuring a violently possessive soul bond, Hermione breaking bad, action & violence, horror, smut, healing, revenge, feminine rage, ensemble cast, and a smidgen of comedy. Dual POV. HEA "you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it" vibes.
Part 1: Chapters 1-43
Part 2: WIPSeries
- Part 2 of The Empress Of All Maladies
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When Ron dies during the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry blames Hermione for his death. Filled with grief and desperate for peace Hermione flees to the Muggle World to live in exile. Four years later, the last person she ever wanted to see again from the Wizarding World walks into her bookshop: Draco Malfoy. Due to the dwindling birth rates in the Magical World the Ministry has implemented a Marriage Law and to their absolute horror they've been matched. Though the motives for their match from the powers that be seems more like it was meant to punish the pair than to contribute to the Wizarding World. Together, they find healing and comfort from their painful past as they try to move forward and realize that sometimes the best revenge is a happy life.