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• So Here’s The Thing (about Michael Shelley) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Feb 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
  • Gerard Keay
  • Michael Shelley
  • read these please
  • Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Alternate Universe - No Fears
  • this gets a little dark y’all
  • this barely counts as teen tbh
  • no smut but discussions of sex and some making out that comes close
  • Underage Drinking
  • just barely
  • Unhealthy Coping Mechanisms
  • this entire fic is pretty much just “gerry and michael are bad at coping”
  • fluff...?
  • Hurt/Comfort? Kinda?
  • theres use of a slur but it’s by michael about himself and not really used in a derogatory manner
  • the language in this one gets a little crude
  • Mentions of past child abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Mary Keay sucks you guys
  • uhhhh I think that’s all...?
  • it’s told from Gerry’s perspective
  • Sex for Favors
  • not actually but it’s brought up
  • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
  • Michael is getting hit on by an adult for a teensy tiny bit at the beginning
  • uhhh I think that’s all. Enjoy...?
  • no beta we kyak like tim

  Summary

  The last thing Gerard Keay- delinquent, problematic, troubled kid Gerard Keay expected to see when he walks into the nearest shitty, neon-lit bar is Michael Shelley. Preppy, soft, naive- at least, he had seemed so until now- Michael Shelley, basking in the attention the man-who was probably in his mid 30s- beside him was currently giving him.

   

  What. The. Fuck.

  Series

  • Part 1 of The Things

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  4,602

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  16

  Kudos:

  150

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  1,456

• So Here’s The Thing (About the Morning After) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  13 Feb 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
  • Gerard Keay
  • Michael Shelley
  • Alternate Universe
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Alternate Universe - No Fears
  • part two babey!!
  • Alright onto the CWs!
  • mentions of nausea/retching (no mentions of vomit)
  • hangovers
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • nothing graphic though
  • uh that’s really it
  • It’s short
  • A little fluffy
  • a little angsty
  • no beta we kyak like tim
  • This is pretty much just filler because it sets you up for the /drumroll/ THIRD PART!!!
  • that’s right babey this spiraled out of my control
  • now im just going where the whims of the web take me
  • so anyways enjoy! See you in part 3!
  • Just for the record
  • Part three will be up early to mid March! It’s coming
  • i promise :)

  Summary

  Direct Continuation of “So Here’s The Thing (About Michael Shelley)”

  Series

  • Part 2 of The Things

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,211

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  18

  Kudos:

  95

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  811

• So Here’s The Thing (About Everything Else) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  02 Apr 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
  • Gerard Keay
  • Michael Shelley
  • Michael "Mike" Crew
  • Oliver Banks
  • Agnes Montague
  • Jane Prentiss
  • Annabelle Cane
  • Jude Perry
  • Manuela Dominguez
  • Gertrude Robinson
  • PART THREE BABEY!!
  • heed the TWs!!!
  • gertrude is somewhat decent (but FAR from perfect)
  • The Boys Need Therapy
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • Alternate Universe - College/University
  • (closer to the end)
  • Implied/Referenced Child Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Homophobia
  • Aftermath of trauma
  • this one gets angsty
  • everything is fine until it isnt
  • Religious Imagery & Symbolism
  • religious trauma
  • there's quite a bit of that
  • religion used as an excuse for hate crimes
  • the unjust law system
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Angst with a Happy Ending
  • Fluff and Angst
  • Night Terrors
  • Non-Graphic Violence
  • teenagers being dicks
  • ADULTS being dicks
  • I REPEAT: HAPPY ENDING
  • i thiiiiink that’s all for now
  • specific TWs will go with each chapter as well :)
  • I think there will be 3
  • enjoy! (?)
  • no beta we kyak like tim

  Summary

  And then, there’s everything else.

  Series

  • Part 3 of The Things

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  19,138

  Chapters:

  2/3

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  21

  Kudos:

  82

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  990

• So Here’s The Thing (About Sand) by Anonymous

  Fandoms: The Magnus Archives (Podcast)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  21 Apr 2021

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gerard Keay/Michael Shelley
  • Gerard Keay
  • Michael Shelley
  • Just a good ol’ beach drabble
  • nothing but fluff
  • Day At The Beach
  • Alternate Universe - High School
  • also for some reason this British beach is not rocky as shit because i said so

  Summary

  Just a teensy little drabble fic set in between chapters 2 and 3 of “So Here’s The Thing (About Everything Else)”.

  Series

  • Part 4 of The Things

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  757

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Collections:

  1

  Comments:

  9

  Kudos:

  43

  Hits:

  283