My Boyfriend's A Copper
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Dancing with Sharks by ruff_ethereal for , reaofsunshine28
Fandoms: Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero
20 Mar 2015
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“Get the hell out of here, copper.”
Officer Penn Zero tried to look incredulous. “Copper? Who, me?”
The small woman in the bright red-and-black dress glared at him. “Yes, you, the moron with the dumb red hair who thought he could sneak in just like that.”
All around them, the bar patrons watched the debacle with amusement, smoking their cigars, drinking their liquour, and peering up from their card tables.
Penn chuckled. “Well, it can't be me! The bouncer let me in, didn't they?”
The woman nodded. “Yes, that's because they told me there was a copper stupid enough to think he even had a snowball's chance in hell of getting in here, and I said, 'I have to see this douchesnozzle for myself, bring him in.'”
Penn blinked, and stared. “You're...”
“Sashi 'The Shark' Kobayashi, owner of the Chum Bucket.” She growled. “Your name, copper? Because I want to know which family to send the package to.”
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- Part 1 of My Boyfriend's A Copper
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The Trouble With Floaters by ruff_ethereal for , reaofsunshine28, Penashi
Fandoms: Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero
22 Mar 2015
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“You think someone's trying to send you a message?” Penn asked, slowly putting her arm around Sashi's shoulders.
Sashi rolled her eyes, then snuggled up closer to him. “I know so. Dead criminals, disposed off in a body of water, chum tied to their bodies. They're copying my MO except the part where I make sure the cops don't find them.”
“This pissing you off, I take it?”
“No, actually, I'm only angry because some douchesnozzle decided to nick my milk from my doorstep this morning.”
Penn blinked.
“Of course this fucking pisses me off! And I already found the douchesnozzle this morning and made them promise never to do it ever again.”
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- Part 2 of My Boyfriend's A Copper
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Red Tide Rising by ruff_ethereal for , reaofsunshine28
Fandoms: Penn Zero: Part-Time Hero
24 Mar 2015
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Some of the servers dropped their menus and trays, replacing them with pistols and shotguns. New cars, unmarked, inconspicuous, and missing license plates rolled up to the curb. Their engines were left running as their occupants stepped out, took cover behind the doors, and rested their guns on the edges. In the nearby canal, boats from the bay were starting to make their way to the restaurant's dock.
“Penn, you have your piece with you, right?”
“Never go anywhere with you without it. You?”
“Why do you think I never let you reach up my left thigh? Is it loaded?”
“Sorry, no, kinda against gun safety from basic.”
“Great.”
“Duck behind the planters, you cover me while I reload?”
“Sounds like a plan.”
The bullets started flying as Sashi and Penn dove for cover.
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- Part 3 of My Boyfriend's A Copper