Petstuck [podfic]
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"Hey, buddy," you say as you drop your keys on the table and kick your shoes off. "What's wrong?"
Equius chews on his lip like he's nervous about answering you, which is just weird. He's really good about being obedient—it was one of the reasons you got him as your first pet.
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- Part 1 of Petstuck [podfic]
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It's like any exotic pet craze, right, you get a few people who really know what they're getting into and then a bunch of others who get bored or don't have the time or can't cope with their needs or whatever, and then guys like you wind up trying to look after little broken aliens that somebody else didn't take good care of.
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- Part 2 of Petstuck [podfic]
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You're headed on over to see these guys you know, up in one of them big beehive-looking apartment things. A big troll who's good at climbing, like you, can get on up the creaky fire ladder up the back of the building, and if you rap-pap-pap on the window those brothers will up and let you in. Let you back out again, too, that's the real miracle.
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- Part 3 of Petstuck [podfic]
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Mrs. Crocker has you examined and she is delighted. You're at a very receptive point in your cycle, she says, and she winks again. We'll have to make you even prettier than usual, won't we? Oh Condie. How exciting.
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- Part 4 of Petstuck [podfic]
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It's day twenty-three and you can't keep going like this. You're going to let your guard down.
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- Part 5 of Petstuck [podfic]
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When you reach the excavation site, the university types are talking to the troll welfare chap—a serious fellow in a khaki uniform, holding a rifle. "Heavens," you say. "Is there a fugitive on the loose?"
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- Part 6 of Petstuck [podfic]
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Karkat sputters. "...Thanks," he says. "I keep feeling like you must be lying to make me feel better, but it's still sort of working, so. Thanks."
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- Part 7 of Petstuck [podfic]
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Little gray aliens aren't people, no matter how well they fake it.
They can be domesticated, though. Might as well keep them around, right?
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- Part 8 of Petstuck [podfic]