How to Dress a Deer (With Diagrams) - wikiHow
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Before butchering your Deer the first and most important thing to do is acquire a carcass! Carcasses can be purchased from licensed farms. Alternatively, you may be able to hunt one locally, but be sure to check with your Nest's Wildlife & Game Office first. Another thing to consider is that wild caught deer, especially bucks, can be carriers of diseases and infections that make their meat inedible. These diseases can include: Emotional Dysregulation, Depersonalization, Reactive Attachment Disorder, Lack of Boundaries, Poor Understanding of Proper Social Cues, C-PTSD, and most disgustingly, Gender Dysphoria.
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Step 1: Prepare a clean work surface and assemble your tools. It's helpful to have a large cleaver and a boning knife for this task. Make sure your tools are sharp and clean and that you've got a sterile work surface large enough.
- Try setting up a portable card table or your childhood bed and cleaning it with food-safe sanitizer before you begin.Step 2: Starting at the groin, slip your knife’s point under the skin, blade up, and cut a long slit up from the bottom of one ham up to the knee. Repeat on the other side. (Do your best to make the cuts clean and even, but there’s no need to obsess over it. You don't need to obsess over it. If you obsess over it that isn't necessary. Obsessing over it isn't needed. Do not obsess over it. Don't be obsessed.)
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STEP 6: Slow and Inhumane
Turn the girl on its side, then pull down on the windpipe, grabbing and tugging on any organs or feelings mistaken for love as necessary, and flop/slop the whole lot of it out of the cavity.
The next logical step from tanning the skin is to clean it and remove unneeded supposed-to-rot matter such as memories of its father and leftover fatty tissues.
Without its original flesh, the girl is without any volume or body to give it form, and is ready to be defined however you see fit.
At this point, the only unwanted bits left in the deer should be what’s still holding on down in the pelvic area. It doesn’t hurt to be a little careful here.You now know how to field dress a deer.
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