it’s nice to have a friend
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Beautiful by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
27 Jan 2024
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Few things feel quite as joyful to Victoria as when, at the end of an evening, shaking and exhausted, Claudia would wrap her up in one of Claudia’s favourite wool sweaters. The wool is always comforting and familiar against her flushed skin, and she marvels at how baggy it is, swamping around her wrists and stomach. The sleeves hang far past her hands. She does not question why Claudia requires all her jumpers to be able to fit three people inside, but she appreciates how much they cover her.
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- Part 1 of it’s nice to have a friend
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my baby here on earth (showed me what my heart was worth) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
19 Feb 2024
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“Come here, baby.” Claudia interrupts her before Victoria has the opportunity to say another word. She sees her hesitate for a moment, piercing eyes darting around with a hint of confusion.
“On my lap,” Claudia takes the step to clarify. “If we need to talk, then we can talk.”
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- Part 1 of it’s nice to have a friend
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we can make it shine (we can take forever just a minute at a time) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
20 Jan 2024
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A shiver runs down Claudia’s spine, hearing Victoria’s voice like that. All quiet and weak and the feeling threatens to overwhelm her. “Yes, puffin?”
“Don’t stop.”
Claudia grins, and tantalisingly runs her nail gently down Victoria’s parting, from her forehead to in between her shoulder blades. “Oh, you’re adorable. Do you like that, puffin?” She asks teasingly.
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lesbian britcom head scratches and hair pulling, what more could you ask for?
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- Part 2 of it’s nice to have a friend
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i love my queen (do you know who i mean?) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
16 Jan 2024
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Claudia makes it a point to not resort to full-out violence too often. She stays calm during her scenes with Victoria. She would say she is more easy going than most other doms she’s met. She prefers the motto of ‘I’m not angry, just disappointed.’ She also finds Victoria prefers it too. To see her eyes gazing up at her, all blue and big and beautiful, filled with tears at the prospect of being a disappointment. It draws her in, craving Claudia’s approval. It floods Claudia with a feeling of self satisfaction.
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- Part 4 of it’s nice to have a friend
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the frustration (it renders me hateful) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
20 Jan 2024
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The first time, she doesn’t like it.
The second time is the same as the first.
The third time is the same as the second.
The fourth time is the same as the third.
The fifth time, something changes.
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- Part 5 of it’s nice to have a friend
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the stars in your eyes (shined brighter in tupelo) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
04 Feb 2024
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“Do me a favour, puffin,” Claudia coos suddenly, her voice shifting to a more dangerous timbre. “And get on your knees.”
Victoria blinks. Something in Claudia’s tone is off, almost predatory, and a thrill of anticipation and excitement runs through Victoria’s body. She slowly stands up properly. And she finds it so easy to give in, and to fall to her knees on the carpet. Never mind her previous intentions, this is all that matters. Kneeling for her mistress.
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- Part 6 of it’s nice to have a friend
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she is Famous, she is Funny by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
03 Aug 2024
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“We’re going to play a game,” she says. Clearly, confidently, and Victoria’s already nodding along. “It’s easy enough for you to follow, puffin. All you have to do is listen to me, and not cum.”
Victoria’s shaking with anticipation. “Yes, Mistress.”
“Good girl.”
- Day 3: Edge
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- Part 3 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 7 of it’s nice to have a friend
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Stretch Out and Wait by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
05 Aug 2024
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“I could take your strap, and fuck you with your own dick.” Victoria’s tone is teasingly casual, just like she’s talking about the weather. Claudia moans, despite herself, and turns her head to look at Victoria. Even in the dark, she can see her sharp grin.
“I won’t allow that, puffin. Go to sleep.” Claudia rests her head back onto the pillow, but doesn’t close her eyes. This time, she knows Victoria won’t go down without a fight. She can feel it.
- Day 5: Dirty talk
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- Part 5 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 8 of it’s nice to have a friend
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It’s Just a Fairytale by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
16 Aug 2024
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Claudia takes her time, using her hands to gently stroke her forearms. She rubs her up and down, soothing her, cradling her. It’s more sensual than sexual, kisses feather-light on her scalp and cheek and neck.
“You know you’re beautiful, puffin? Right?” Claudia asks her, voice velvety smooth against her ear, and Victoria can’t help but agree.
- Day 16: Strap-ons
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- Part 16 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 9 of it’s nice to have a friend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 870
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 6
- Hits:
- 339
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she said, “has the perrier gone straight to my head?” by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
13 Aug 2024
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Victoria watches as Claudia settles behind her, feeling the electricity pulse from where the bare skin of her hips press against her. Claudia’s hands slowly slide back up her spine, before dragging her nails back. Victoria winces, pain transforming into pleasure in her bloodstream.
- Day 13: Mirror Sex
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- Part 13 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 10 of it’s nice to have a friend
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i know what will make you smile tonight by knives_and_spoons for WaterCoolerDreaming
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Countdown (UK TV) RPF
18 Aug 2024
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When Claudia saunters in with *Carol fucking Vorderman* on her arm, Victoria’s not surprised. They’re dressed fully in black leather and blood-red latex, respectively. Victoria’s mouth drops open, and her mind goes blank.
- Day 18: Leather/Latex
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- Part 18 of Knives’ Kinktober in August (2024)
- Part 11 of it’s nice to have a friend
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to die by your side (would be such a heavenly way to die) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
07 Oct 2024
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Victoria can feel both everything, everyone, everywhere all at once, and nothing at all.There’s normally so much going on in her head. Nothing. Silence.
Day 7 - Sensory Deprivation
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- Part 5 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 12 of it’s nice to have a friend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 192
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 7
- Hits:
- 142
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please please please (let me get what i want) by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
03 Oct 2024
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Claudia’s eyes bore into her with enough heat to channel the wax. She’s grinning; it’s in Claudia’s nature to revel in the incredible pain she puts Victoria through.
Day 3 - Waxplay
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- Part 1 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 13 of it’s nice to have a friend
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A Heartless Hand On My Shoulder by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Only Connect RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF
14 Oct 2024
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Claudia doesn’t tell her off for speaking. Instead, she smiles, almost too sweetly saccharine to be innocent, and that’s when Victoria notices the shiny black whip in her hand.
Day 14 - Bondage
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- Part 10 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 14 of it’s nice to have a friend
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 180
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 169
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Walk Without Ease by knives_and_spoons
Fandoms: British Comedy RPF, Strictly Come Dancing RPF, Only Connect RPF
16 Oct 2024
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“On your knees,” Claudia hissed, vengeful slinking through her blood like snakes of fearsome ice.
Day 16 - Human Furniture
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- Part 12 of Knives’ Kinktober 2024
- Part 15 of it’s nice to have a friend