How to win friends and influence assholes

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• Beware of farmers bearing gifts by bunniemoth (nxctuary)

  Fandoms: Stardew Valley (Video Game)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Apr 2025

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  • Shane/Female Player (Stardew Valley)
  • Shane (Stardew Valley)/Reader
  • Shane (Stardew Valley)
  • Female Player (Stardew Valley) - Character
  • Enemies to Lovers
  • The Stardrop Saloon (Stardew Valley)
  • Aggressive Shane
  • References to Depression
  • Alcohol
  • Self-Hatred
  • you'd think by these tags this is super dark but it's not

  Summary

  The recipe for something that's not-quite-friendship starts with an unwanted pizza delivery and a messy makeout against the Saloon's siding in the dark.

  Or, "How to win friends and influence assholes."

  Spoiler: The secret's in the sauce.

  Series

  • Part 1 of How to win friends and influence assholes

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  English

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