Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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After a failed marriage and a crumbling public image, John Walker finds himself reluctantly roped into a Thunderbolts "Team bonding" Dinner/Party - really just a PR circus hosted by Valentina. When a hallway panic attack leads to an unexpectedly heated moment in a supply closet, John can't believe he's with the Red Guardian of all people.
Now, he has to figure out what they are. Even more so of what he is.
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- Part 1 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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John Walker is tired—tired of the rain, tired of government ops, and definitely tired of being treated like a broken toy. But when Valentina Allegra de Fontaine calls him in for a last-minute mission, he shows up anyway… and instantly regrets it.
The job? Infiltrate a quiet Oregon suburb to surveil an ex-S.H.I.E.L.D. scientist with shady ethics and possible Hydra ties. The catch? He’s going in undercover—as the adult son of Alexei Shostakov, the washed-up Red Guardian with too much ego and not enough volume control.
Now John’s stuck playing house in a cul-de-sac of suspicious neighbors and forced barbecues, pretending to bond with a man who gleefully refers to himself as his "Papa." As the mission stretches on and their fake lives start to feel a little too real, John finds himself questioning where the line between performance and reality really is... and whether there’s something to be gained in all this ridiculous suburban cover… even if it’s just a second chance at belonging... and whether it's belonging as a child of his or more.
He did look pretty good cooking on that grill with a half open shirt.
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- Part 2 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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A mission went wrong and now John and Alexei are fighting after a meeting... and MAYBE they sleep together (hint:They sleep together)
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- Part 3 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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Sparring Rules — And so does Alexei's cock by StarSpangledBlonde
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
24 May 2025
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A simple plotless smut fic.
Alexei and John had been sparring for a while, and after a hard mission, John and Alexei spar. It was something they loved — the pain, the blood, the passing out— it was their fucked up form of foreplay.
Nothing much else too it.
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- Part 4 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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Yelenas Mission: Who's Banging My Dad?! by StarSpangledBlonde
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
26 May 2025
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Yelena wasn't the type to snoop or care who her dad was fucking; let that be clear.
But, when she was chilling in the vents like any other day, she heard a horrible noise from her dad's room and now she was on a mission to know which one of her "friends" had been sleeping with him.
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crackficSeries
- Part 5 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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John Walker was a normal guy.
Besides being a super soldier, a failed hero, disregarded by everyone and ridiculed, then joined Thunderbolts... he was normal.
Even the guy he was sleeping with was normal. Used to be a drug addict, almost killed everyone on the planet, put him in a shame room where he almost killed himself.
His life was normal. That is, until his lover has an accident where he turns into a baby for two days?
That wasn't as normal as John hoped for.
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- Part 6 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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Three's a Company, Two's a Fight by StarSpangledBlonde
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
31 May 2025
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Bob Reynolds wasn’t expecting either of his teammates to show up with dinner at his door, let alone both. Yelena brings dumplings and flirtation. John brings chili and biceps. Neither of them seems to like each other—but they both really like Bob.
What starts as awkward gifts and passive-aggressive small talk escalates into petty competition, skin-tight training sessions, and one particularly tense night that ends with all three of them tangled in Bob’s bed, breathless and wrecked.
They don’t talk about what it means.
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- Part 7 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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To All The Men I've Let Touch Me by StarSpangledBlonde
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
03 Jul 2025
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After the events of Thunderbolts, John Walker is back on a team, in the public eye—but he’s not the same man who chased glory behind a shield. John struggles to hold together a life that never truly belonged to him.
Haunted by the parts of his past no one saw— secret violence, abuse under command, the silent price of being "the good soldier"— he begins journaling on Ava’s suggestion. What starts as a survival mechanism slowly unravels the truths he’s buried for years.
Among a team that masks its own trauma with bravado, sarcasm, and poorly cooked meals, John is forced into reluctant vulnerability in multiple scenarios. From his relationship with Bob to his obsessive need to cut, he needs to learn to break out of the abuse.
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- Part 8 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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Half Us, All Super Human by StarSpangledBlonde for Ltwinters
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
09 Jun 2025
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After coming into contact with an alien light during a mission, John Walker figured the worst he’d walk away with was a headache or maybe a weird scar. What he didn’t expect was to end up pregnant—especially after a series of poorly defined, emotionally confusing nights spent with Bob Reynolds, who he wasn’t even dating. One minute he’s trying to forget his past, the next he’s throwing up in the Thunderbolts’ bathroom and avoiding every question being thrown his way.
With the team growing suspicious, rumors exploding online, and his ex-wife Olivia still in the picture through their son, John’s carefully compartmentalized life starts to crack. He doesn’t know how to raise a kid again, much less one born from something alien and deeply unnatural. And he definitely doesn’t know how to deal with Bob, who’s suddenly everywhere—caring, showing up, and making it harder and harder for John to keep pretending he doesn’t want more.
Aka John Walker is pregnant and just as confused as everyone else.
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Part 10 in my series is a sequel! I suggest checking it out:)Series
- Part 9 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)
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Half Planned, All Ours - A Father's Day Tribute by StarSpangledBlonde for Ltwinters
Fandoms: Thunderbolts (Movie 2025)
16 Jun 2025
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A fun follow-up to Half Us, All Super Human
Featuring: emotionally competent Bob, extremely horny John, baby puffs, inappropriate flannel, and one very judgmental baby who is a cosmic terror. Oh, and crazy sex under stars and in the bed of a Ford F-150.
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- Part 10 of Thunderbolts* (So far, it's gay!)