Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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Amid their "passion thing", while he's still on Earth, Bulma coaxes Vegeta into celebrating Martial Arts Day where they will watch videos of past World Martial Arts Tournaments in which Goku/Kakarot loses. And there will be food, too. Plenty of food for a Saiyan. Also: Krillin's sarcasm; Yamcha's broken heart; Oolong and Master Roshi being dirty old men; Mr Satan pimping the world's strongest cars; and impish plans to take over the universe with the Three Wish Dragon Balls!
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- Part 1 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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Videl can and will uncover the secrets of Gohan, the Great Saiyaman. Now only if his man cleavage was not so distracting...
Energy--her energy!--glittered between her hands, a softball-sized cocoon of kinetic potential. Videl could spin it like a basketball, pitch it like a baseball and spike it like a volleyball. She struggled with juggling, after succeeding to toss skeeballs through rings of energy. His energy. At one point he had made them invisible, frustrating her efforts, so she had chucked four lambent orbs at his head; all had hit him, sputtering out as they splattered against his smoldering man cleavage, but he was unhurt. How he had laughed! And now he laughed at her juggling.
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- Part 2 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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Vignette of "nuclear" family dinner time with Bulma, Vegeta and Trunks in their effort, thanks to Bulma, to be more like "normal" families without Super Saiyans. And of course this plot will always backfire, foiled by Saiyans.
Third grade was better, with fewer sobbers and snifflers. But sometimes former crybabies taunted him for being too weak for P. E. That was until he demonstrated why he had a reprieve from gym class: he was reigning Junior World Martial Arts Champion! And that got him into trouble. But not too much trouble. Playground equipment was easily replaced, so his punishment was to have all costs taken out of his future allowance.
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- Part 3 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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Goten's not coping so well with Gohan, who's become a moody monstersaurus, but little genius Trunks has got a plan to cure that--dinner at the world's most expensive restaurant!; Gohan's a snooty knows-it-all who's planned the best date night ever for Saiyagal Videl that Sharpner can't possibly sabotage, right?; Bulma's had a wish come true: her prince is taking her out to dinner (not the other way around) even though she's gonna still have to pay; Krillin and Goku have snuck out for a guy's night that's disturbed by strange powers lurking nearby; and, of course, it's a coincidence all these events collide in a perfect storm of anticlimactic letdowns.
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- Part 4 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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The sun was sunning and the birds were birding over and around that blackhole known as the playground where Trunks had been dragged on this day, his first day of fifth grade, where there is no fun to be found with video games banned. Maybe prospects will improve with the arrival of Goten and an old cyborg who seeks the Dragon Radar.
“You better go now.” It would be embarrassing if his classmates discovered his bestie dressed like an overgrown kindergartener. “I’ve got chem class.”
“Hey, will you be blowing stuff up?”
“Not on the first day of school.” Trunks leapt onto his feet. “I’m not supposed to learn anything today anyway.” His arms stretched. And his mind stretched, too, clutching onto a wicked cool wondrous idea. “Hey, let’s go find the Dragon Balls instead.”
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- Part 5 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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The annual list of The Best Dressed Martial Artists is coming out and Gohan just knows Saiyaman is going to be on it, right? Of course not! And when Saiyaman is dubbed a Saiyadon't, well, Gohan becomes a drama snowflake, among many bad, bad puns, because nothing makes him angry except having his superstyle superslammed.
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- Part 6 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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Poor Goten, his bestie Trunks is being like literally a Super Saiyan ass, er, butthole most of the time. Is it because a girl dumped him? Or too much of Coach Vegeta's training advice? Or because Goten's still calling him bestie? Find out in this unexciting installment of fanfic!
Right now [Goten] sat next to Trunks, as he did every Saturday...His bestie had an arm on the back of his chair...He must be second base training. Ex-Taitan homerun boss Uncle Yamcha had taught them how to, y’know, score other homers, nudge nudge nudge.
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- Part 7 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity
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Vegeta Knows Best...But No One Ever Takes His Advice.
The ever unexciting trials and travails of Dad! Vegeta, dealing with a stubborn daughter who trains on her terms and only on her terms and a smartass son who's lazily training and secretly dating. But nothing's more annoying to the Prince of All Saiyans than his son's favorite fightmate, his archrival's son, who just won't go the heck home anymore.
Vegeta winced. Two decades on Earth ought to have revealed all patterns and permutations of absurdity permissible for human and humanlike behaviors to him. These family school functions, they were among the most absurd--no, they were THE epitome of absurdity!--social customs to ever be concocted by these chatterers. He was stranded on a quiet isle, amidst the sea of predatory tongues baiting him into blab and babble, listening to blustering winds about whose child was the brightest bulb. These obnoxious braggarts were blind to the obvious: his son was literally and figuratively the brightest student here!
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- Part 8 of Dragon Ball Dysfunctional Domesticity