what the heckk... beatles penis?

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• it's all too much by captaincancrr

  Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  25 Nov 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Ringo Starr/You
  • Ringo Starr
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Riding
  • Crying
  • One Night Stands
  • Begging
  • No Use of Y/N for Reader-Insert
  • Creampie

  Summary

  guards overstimulate that old man!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  1967 ringo btw cause ooh lord that mustache....🤤🤤🤤
  btw reader's gender is never mentioned but they Do have female anatomy sorry...i might make some androgynous/male pov ringo fics if i can figure out how to write that

  Series

  • Part 1 of what the heckk... beatles penis?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,927

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  65

  Bookmarks:

  8

  Hits:

  766

• you know what you're doing to me by captaincancrr

  Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  23 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Paul McCartney/Ringo Starr
  • Paul McCartney
  • Ringo Starr
  • John Lennon
  • George Harrison (The Beatles)
  • Alpha/Beta/Omega Dynamics
  • Omega Verse
  • Mating Cycles/In Heat
  • Creampie
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Anal Sex
  • Semi-Public Sex
  • Dressing Room Sex
  • Humiliation
  • Scenting
  • Crying

  Summary

  ringo's heat suppressants ain't workin bruh

  (DEFINITELY not based off of a conversation i had with oomf)

  Series

  • Part 2 of what the heckk... beatles penis?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,169

  Chapters:

  2/?

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  42

  Bookmarks:

  4

  Hits:

  875

• when the apple blossoms bloom in the windmills of your mind i'll be your valentine by captaincancrr

  Fandoms: The Beatles (Band)  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/F
  • Complete Work

  01 Dec 2025

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • John Lennon/Ringo Starr
  • John Lennon
  • Ringo Starr
  • Rule 63
  • YURI BEAM ACTIVATE
  • Plot What Plot/Porn Without Plot
  • Pet Play
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Foot Fetish
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Explicit Sexual Content
  • Humiliation

  Summary

  joan and ringo get some time alone together what will they do

  i am NOT immune to making every other fic title a song name. emerson lake and palmer bitch

  Series

  • Part 3 of what the heckk... beatles penis?

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,267

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  18

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  425