Wing Boner Verse
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“Can you pop them out now?” Thimble suddenly asks, excited, and even makes an exhilarated circle around him, fluttering her own pair of wings as she does.
It’s unfortunate that now everyone seems invested in the conversation. It’s only making Wicander feel worse, and he despises the pink flush that rises to his cheekbones, as he has to disappoint them. “I… I don’t believe I know how to do that,” he admits, turning his head to the side so he doesn’t have to face them.
Kattigan, who has so far been simply a silent observer, nods. “Happens to the best of us,” he says solemnly, his mouth twitching with effort. It takes a moment for Wicander to realise, only after what follows, that he is suppressing laughter. “You wouldn’t be the first one to struggle keeping it up.”
Or, after discovering his own angelic nature, Wicander encounters a problem of a rather delicate nature. Angelic puberty, that is.
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- Part 1 of Wing Boner Verse
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just a touch could never be enough by mouwwie
Fandoms: Critical Role: Aramán (Web Series)
05 Jan 2026
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Even though eventually the horribly inconvenient matter of his wings fluttering open every single time he dares to allow his eyes to linger and announcing his attraction to everyone within a mile with eyesight quelled itself, the root of the problem doesn’t cease. Yes, being too busy with his near-death experience certainly helped, but now all of the discarded thoughts seem to cause some traffic in the forefront of his mind, too afraid of not getting to be actually thought about before something inevitably kills him. And most of those thoughts are far from pure.
Still, touching himself, much less over something like this is beyond pathetic. And as much as Wicander has learned his lesson on the matter of being just that, he is just barely above stooping that low. Holding his head above the invisible line on his tiptoes, the way a desperate man would to save himself from drowning.
It’s above Wicander to indulge in such primitive impulses, and he will simply sleep it off. Yes, that is the objectively optional trajectory to take.
Or, Wicander finally gets ahold of his wings. Not the other things though. Quite the opposite, actually.
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- Part 2 of Wing Boner Verse