beer, chili, and years of repressed homosexuality.
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“Well howdy dar-”
“Make chili tomorrow.” Hanzo barks, while barging in. Bumping into him on his march to the ratty couch that he's pretty sure Hanzo has called downtrodden three separate times.Series
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“We drinking now?”
Hanzo merely raises his eyebrows and takes a sip while pushing a second canned beer on the counter so it glides and stops right next to the stove for him. Yeah, he’s smitten. He cracks his own open and it’s as cold and perfect as he hoped when he takes his first swig. God day drinking is awesome, why don’t more folks do it?
“What are you going to do with that time?” Hanzo asks,
“Oh y’know. What I usually do. What about you-can you hand me the onions?”
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rehab didn't work, give me four shots of tequila by toemuncher
Fandoms: Overwatch (Video Game)
15 Dec 2025
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In a totally not gay way, he stares at the way Hanzo’s adam’s apple bobs while he tilts his head back and exposes his neck and starts glugging away his good liquor. A few tantalizing droplets rest against Hanzo’s lips after he parts with the bottle. Cole takes his own swig and settles onto his side of the couch-right up against Hanzo so he can leech his warmth and try to cop a feel. Quickly, he blurts,
“Oh uh. Merry Christmas to you too Hanzo.” Hanzo huffs out a laugh and settles himself closer, faggot.
Eventually, the empty bottle is placed onto the floor. Then, with a devilish smile and an extremely high BPA percentage, Hanzo pins him to the couch.
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