Survivor 50 crack ships
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I hate him. I hate him so much. I hate his breathy laugh. I hate his gangling arms. I hate his too big ears. I hate his toothy smile. I hate his brazenness. I hate the audacity, the gaul and the fucking balls on him to even be here. I can’t stand him. I can feel when he’s near, there’s a buzz in the air that's so particular. He has a hanging presence, like I’m being haunted when I know that I’m truly being hunted. He tells me he’s a fan, but I can sense something under his awkward, bumbling words. Some sort of desire. Like a snake ready to strike. I hate the way he watches us, with a sort of awe. With a calculation. I hate that I truly know nothing about him. I hate that I want to.
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Charlie hates Rizo. Absolutely cannot stand him. He can't wrap his head around him, and this all comes to a head when they go off in the woods alone. Punching and perhaps kissing insues.
This is absolutely a crack fic. Wholy inspired by THIS (linked in notes) dumbass tumblr post I made. Potentially part one of three of a Survivor 50 crack ship series if I stay motivated and anyone at all cares lol.
Proud to be the first and maybe last person to write this ship on Ao3. I feel strangely accomplished LMAo
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- Part 1 of Survivor 50 crack ships