Married Hollanov Shenanigans
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Baseball is (maybe not) Boring by blank_expression
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
20 Mar 2026
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The Boston Red Sox invite hockey legend, Ilya Rozanov, to throw the first pitch on the opening night of the MLB season. Not wanting to be alone and bored out of his mind for 3 hours, Ilya doesn’t hesitate to bring his husband, Shane Hollander, and their adorable puppy, Anya. Chaos ensues.
Or, Ilya Rozanov doesn’t understand why the Americans love baseball so much until it all makes sense (kinda)
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- Part 1 of Married Hollanov Shenanigans
- Part 1 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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Who Let the Dog Out?! by blank_expression
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
24 Mar 2026
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Hayden Pike knows he's utterly, catastrophically screwed. Ilya Rozanov is going to murder him, resurrect him, and murder him again.
Or, Hayden Pike somehow manages to lose the most precious thing that belongs to Ilya, besides Shane Hollander
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- Part 2 of Married Hollanov Shenanigans
- Part 2 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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Not All Battles Are Fought On Ice by blank_expression
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types, Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
26 Mar 2026
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On the ice, Ilya Rozanov is fearless. He can body-check a man through a wall without even blinking.
But what happens when Ilya and Shane get invited to Hayden’s twins’ birthday party? One glimpse at the hired clown sends Ilya Rozanov sprinting into the bathroom and locking the door.
Now Shane Hollander has to step in to rescue his husband. And Hayden Pike has to figure out how to fix the situation without ruining the party.
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- Part 3 of Married Hollanov Shenanigans
- Part 3 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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For Shane (Even If It Kills Us) by blank_expression
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
30 Mar 2026
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Ilya’s stomach dropped. “Wait, Shane,” he said slowly and ever so carefully. He didn’t want to burst his husband’s bubble. “You are bringing… this?”
Shane nodded enthusiastically. “Of course! It’s traditional, and it’s super healthy. The team will love it.”
Oh God. The team would not love it. They would revolt, and they would probably burn down their training facility before willingly eating this.
Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Ottawa Centaurs, was forced to make a very difficult decision. He would either have to make the team eat Shane's health-conscious food, or he would have to spend the rest of the day staring into his husband’s sad kitten eyes.
To say the least, the choice was obvious. Ilya was going to sacrifice the entire team's taste buds.
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- Part 4 of Married Hollanov Shenanigans
- Part 4 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files
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Stay With Me by blank_expression
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
26 Apr 2026
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“See?” Wyatt said, pointing at Ilya. “This is what I’m talking about. Kid’s gonna show up, and you’re gonna make him do bag skates until he sees the afterlife.”
“I will not. Only if he skates terribly, then maybe. Probably,” Ilya considered.
Shane hummed thoughtfully. “I’m sure Kai will do great. He seems really hardworking.”
Wyatt snorted. “Oh yeah. He’s gonna work hard all right. For Shane’s approval.”
“He’s gonna show up with a notebook labeled How to Impress Hollzy,” Troy added.
The team barked out a laugh.
Ilya did not find this funny whatsoever.
Ilya knew this feeling far too well. He’d felt it when Shane dated Rose Landry, and he feels it again now.
All because the Ottawa Centaurs had drafted Kai Ishikawa: a young, brilliant, painfully polite Japanese rookie who looks at Shane like he’s a god.
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- Part 5 of Married Hollanov Shenanigans
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Boy With Luv by blank_expression
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
09 Apr 2026
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“Ilya,” Shane tried again, his voice slow and careful. “You’re talking about… concert tickets.”
“Yes,” Ilya stated firmly. “Exactly.”
“That’s not war.”
“It is war,” Ilya corrected, pacing now. “Is worse than playoffs, worse than overtime, and worse than when Pike was talking all over the place in that Fanmail video.”
Throughout the last decade, Ilya Rozanov has battled through the brutality of professional hockey. He’s fought through injuries, rivals, and men twice his size without ever backing down.
What he doesn’t know is that his greatest battle is still ahead of him: fighting thousands of strangers online for… K-Pop concert tickets.
And because Ilya is not one to go down without a fight, he drags the entire Ottawa Centaurs roster into war.
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- Part 6 of Married Hollanov Shenanigans
- Part 5 of The Hollanov Fluff and Humor Files