it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

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• that make marriage a joy by FishboneHairpin for LightLeadingMe

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • General Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Married Life
  • Domestic Fluff
  • Cooking

  Summary

  Harry makes dinner for Sarah, who has just hopped on the wagon.

  OR

  Taco night with fluff.

  Series

  • Part 1 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  487

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  10

  Kudos:

  9

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  75

• shelia and george’s wedding by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Robert (Company)
  • Drunkenness
  • Weddings
  • Female Robert/Bobbie (Company - Sondheim/Furth)
  • Fluff
  • Attempted Sex
  • Sleepy Cuddles

  Summary

  “It was an elephant swallow!” Sarah laughed as she told the story to Bobbie, what she didn’t know is the parts she left out.

  OR

  Drunk Sarah and Sober Harry.

  Series

  • Part 2 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,120

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  11

  Kudos:

  14

  Hits:

  95

• bittersweet by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  03 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Body Dysphoria
  • Eating Disorders
  • Depression
  • Body Worship
  • Whipped Cream
  • Food Sex
  • Food as a Metaphor for Love
  • Gentle Sex
  • Crying
  • Crying During Sex
  • Nipple Play
  • Cunnilingus
  • Vaginal Sex
  • Creampie
  • Aftercare
  • Naked Cuddling
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort

  Summary

  Sarah struggles with her self image and weight, her husband, Harry, sets out to help bring her comfort.

  Series

  • Part 3 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,661

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  21

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  248

• that make perfect relationship by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • Mature
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  24 May 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Married Life
  • cozy night in
  • Movie Night
  • Couch Cuddles
  • Making Out
  • Blow Jobs
  • Come Swallowing
  • Penis in Vagina Sex
  • Riding
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Creampie
  • Cock Warming
  • Post-Coital Cuddling
  • Porn with Feelings

  Summary

  Harry as been incredibly stressed with work, Sarah wants to help him unwind.

  Series

  • Part 4 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,794

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  12

  Hits:

  246

• hurry home, harry by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • Explicit
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Porn with Plot
  • Teasing
  • Chatting & Messaging
  • Masturbation
  • Spanking
  • Impact Play
  • Vaginal Fingering
  • Orgasm Edging
  • Multiple Sex Positions
  • Multiple Orgasms
  • Sexual Overstimulation
  • Post-Coital Cuddling

  Summary

  Sarah decides to tease her husband through the day, Harry finally catches her once he comes home.

  Series

  • Part 5 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,678

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  14

  Kudos:

  23

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  276

• maybe it’s time to face the facts by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  10 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Original Male Character(s)
  • Angst
  • Married Life
  • Arguing
  • Substance Abuse
  • Implied/Referenced Alcohol Abuse/Alcoholism
  • Angst and Hurt/Comfort
  • Ambiguous/Open Ending

  Summary

  Harry and Sarah get into a fight.

  Series

  • Part 6 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  837

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  66

• throw around me (but not my heart) by FishboneHairpin

  Fandoms: Company - Sondheim/Furth  

  • Explicit
  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply
  • F/M
  • Complete Work

  14 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Harry/Sarah (Company)
  • Sarah (Company)
  • Harry (Company)
  • Wrestling
  • Play Fighting
  • Married Life
  • Spanking
  • Making Out
  • Nipple Licking
  • Clothed Sex
  • Blow Jobs
  • Spit as Lube
  • Cowgirl Position
  • Floor Sex
  • Couch Sex
  • Creampie
  • Size Kink
  • Breeding Kink
  • IF YOU SQUINT IM SORRY
  • this is just bullshit
  • Aftercare
  • Fluff and Smut
  • Porn with Feelings

  Summary

  Harry challenges Sarah to a rematch, chaos ensues.

  Series

  • Part 7 of it’s “i do” and “you don’t” and “nobody said that,” (company)

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,063

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  8

  Kudos:

  13

  Hits:

  171