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Opera O Threatens to Bomb a Convention Center (if They Don't Cheer Enough for Her Girlfriend) by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for Astromech4K
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
14 Mar 2026
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Opera O threatens to bomb a convention center if they don't cheer enough for her girlfriend.
That's it. That's the fic.
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- Part 1 of Crack Fic
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Maruzensky(Forever Old) is Definitely 17 Years Old by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
23 Mar 2026
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"I'm seventeen, Trainer."
"You drove us here."
"That's... that's not..."
"The legal driving age in Japan is eighteen."Maruzensky is seventeen. She goes to school. She wears the uniform. She does her homework. The fact that the homework is dated 1978 is a clerical error. The cassette tape with personal commentary about the seventies is a joke. Just like how the house in her name is her 'parents' and the 1978 Mazda RX-7 is vintage.
Her trainer is not convinced. He is, however, enjoying himself immensely.
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- Part 2 of Crack Fic
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Air Shakur Builds a Class 100 Cleanroom and Shoots Tachyon with Non-Lethal Ammunition by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
28 Mar 2026
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Fine Motion is absolutely smitten even when Air Shakur talks about semiconductor fabrication.
“You SHOT me!” Tachyon wheezed from the floor. “This is—this is assault! This is a war crime!”
“It was deserved,” Shakur said, pulling out her tablet and tapping on something.
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- Part 3 of Crack Fic
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Agnes Tachyon Wins the Teno Sho in A Wheelchair by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types, ウマ娘 シンデレラグレイ | Uma Musume: Cinderella Gray (Anime)
02 May 2026
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It is as the title says, Agnes Tachyon Wins the Teno Sho In a wheelchair beating Jungle Pocket.
PS: Yall need to come up with more creative fics ngl. WE NEED MORE PEAK
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- Part 4 of Crack Fic
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How Haru Urara Beat the King of Curses (It's Dirt) by A_Lovely_Night_Sky for MightBeKaia
Fandoms: 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime & Manga), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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Haru Urara gets lost in Shibuya, calls Sukuna a loser, and beats him up because she's really good at dirt.
Mahoraga could adapt to anything. Unlimited Void. Malevolent Shrine. Anything really given a few hits.
It does not adapt to being on dirt."You just one-shot Mahoraga with dirt logic! That thing gave Gojo trouble and you just—!"
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- Part 5 of Crack Fic
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The Story of Palmer Crossing Every World Line To Make Helios Happy (And Missing What Was Right in Front of Her) by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
04 May 2026
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It didn't work. Again, it didn't work. This time, the reason Helios was rejected was “I have a mission I must fulfill,” an entirely legitimate reason. Of course that's how it would go, but that didn't mean giving up was an option.
Palmer recalled Helios's tears when Ruby turned her down.
Her beloved sun. If it was to protect that smile, she would defy even God.
She would find it. Absolutely. A world where Helios and Ruby end up together……!
Parallel worlds. A place where every conceivable possibility exists. From the mainstream to the obscure. There, every possible pairing awaits.
Creation of a story based off the premise of https://www.pixiv.net/novel/show.php?id=19226169
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- Part 6 of Crack Fic
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BREAKING: Tracen Academy Under Federal Investigation by A_Lovely_Night_Sky
Fandoms: ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Video Game), ウマ娘 プリティーダービー | Uma Musume: Pretty Derby (Anime), ウマ娘 | Uma Musume - All Media Types
02 May 2026
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BREAKING 🚨 Tracen Academy under federal investigation after an anonymous student sent 47 bomb threats from a school computer. Police have released a photo of the primary suspect.
If you see this woman, CALL THE POLICE.
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Gold Ship gets investigated by federal authorities for her actions. Thankfully, she came prepared.
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- Part 7 of Crack Fic