The Unexpendables
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The Unexpendables by DazedWritings, Gqmbit
Fandoms: Professional Wrestling, World Wrestling Entertainment
17 Feb 2026
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By the time his spine finished snapping itself back into place, Roman managed to sit up, then swing his legs over the edge of the—yep—metal desk. He dropped down with a grunt. His knees buckled, but he forced them into cooperation.
“I need a hostage,” he announced, voice flat and matter-of-fact.
Raven fish-mouthed soundlessly for a couple of seconds before managing, “What?”
Roman did not at all have time for disbelief. “Please decide amongst yourselves,” he said, irritation bleeding through. “You or the girl.”
“I don’t—” The man started, brow furrowing in confusion.
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- Part 1 of The Unexpendables
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Happy Anniversary by DazedWritings
Fandoms: World Wrestling Entertainment, Professional Wrestling
15 May 2026
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Dozens of bodies littered the ground in a wide radius, each one grotesquely skewered through and through. Had Cody not been in his current line of work, he would have guessed a metal porcupine the size of a minivan had gone rogue.
Shawn, on the other hand, inhaled a sharp intake of breath, his eyes widening as the camera pivoted sharply, settling on a man’s face.
He had a full, snowy-white beard and looked far too much like a kindly grandfather to be responsible for the slaughter surrounding him.
“Turn the camera over, Rick,” another voice echoed.
Rick turned the lens toward a second man with a silver goatee, marred by a single vertical stripe of black hair. He looked so much like Rick they had to be brothers. This one wore a comical amount of chainmail draped over his head that might have been endearing, but he was currently holding a metal spike to the throat of the trembling correspondent.
“I know you’re watching, Hunter,” Black Stripe said, his voice unnervingly calm and lacking the manic energy usually found in public executions. “And I do hope we’ve captured just enough of your attention,”
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- Part 2 of The Unexpendables