anon's clown show (affectionate)
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Charles thought the hardest part of starting a relationship with his greatest childhood rival would be, well, actually starting a relationship with said rival but in a shocking turn of events all it took was too much champagne, a meddling Daniel Ricciardo, a lost hotel key and Charles' wildest dreams came true.
It was easy, starting a relationship with Max, like the universe had already aligned itself for them, just waiting for that one final push so all could fall perfectly in place and Charles was at the top of the world upon realizing that the most daunting part of the whole thing went as smooth as it could have possibly gone.
Too bad no one warned him that the hardest part of starting a relationship with Max Verstappen would be the rookies who glued themselves to the World Champion and glared at Charles like he had personally offended all of them.
Or: Charles doesn't have to fight seven evil exes of Max so that they can date in peace, he does however have to find a way to win over seven very unimpressed rookies
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- Part 1 of anon's clown show (affectionate)
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Liam never had the Rookie experience.
It's a little fact he hardly thinks about truth be told, a small thing that only sometimes nags at the back of his mind, something so small, so irrelevant he feels a little embarrassed to even acknowledge at all most of the time, let alone allow himself to feel anything regarding it.
F1 is fast. F1 is unpredictable. F1 is harsh.
At least that was his experience: Liam wasn't taught how to navigate it, he was one of those kids who learned how to swim by being thrown on the deep end while the adults around watched with vague interest, not overly worried about the possibility of him sinking because they had other kids waiting by the shore.
He didn't know things could be different, but oh how clearly he saw that they could.
Just not for him.
Or: 5 times Liam didn't think he mattered as much to Max and the Rookies and the ensuing crash outs they had over it.
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- Part 2 of anon's clown show (affectionate)
- Part 1 of generational grid trauma
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Fernando has been saying “FUCK NO” to the Grid Dad gimmick for close to a decade now. It's just unfortunate that:
1) No one asked him anything
2) You don't choose the grid dad life, the grid dad life chooses you
3) That's not what the family tree Sebastian compiled saysSo unfortunately for Fernando not only he has Grid Kids he has to “coparent” with some of the biggest menaces the Grid ever saw, he now has a herd of half feral brats he is being forced to care about because they are his “Grid Grandkids”.
Fuck his life.
Or: Fernando is going through the horrors as he tries (and fails) to fight off the title of Grid Dad AND Grid Grandad. Half the Grid is feral. Max is experiencing mom-guilt. Carlos was supposed to be better than this. Charles is jealous. A “pretending I'm not hurt” competition hates to see George coming. Nico and Esteban would love to be excluded from the narrative. Lewis is fighting for his life. Jenson is here for the vibes and the vibes only. Nico is THE deadbeat parent trying to make up for lost time. Mark is an PTA mom. Sebastian is having the time of his life.
Kimi is probably lost in the woods somewhere.
Fernando wishes he was Kimi
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- Part 3 of anon's clown show (affectionate)
- Part 2 of generational grid trauma