Got Lovesick All Over My Bed (Delilah Mikaelson Collection)
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The Sun, on Appeal by IcarusOfAThousandDays
Fandoms: Shadow and Bone (TV), The Grisha Trilogy - Leigh Bardugo, The Vampire Diaries (TV), The Originals (TV), The Vampire Diaries & Related Fandoms
11 May 2026
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"There are few things in the world she respects less than a stupid woman—chief among them stupid men, smart men, and men who think they are smart.
Even the stupidest woman alive is leagues above the cleverest man, in Delilah’s opinion. A stupid woman has usually been made stupid by design. Starved, frightened, married, preached at, denied books, denied money, denied rooms with locks, denied the right to swing a chair into a man’s head until he finally stops speaking.
A stupid woman can only be blamed so much—a woman may be stupid through deprivation, terror, boredom, marriage, childbirth, and any number of small crimes committed against her sex.
That is hardly her fault.
Men have no such excuse—they are simply stupid on purpose. They should be better. Or quieter.
Delilah is not unreasonable. She would accept quieter."
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Delilah Mikaelson wasn’t exactly thrilled about getting thrown into a new world in a stolen body, but fuck it, we ball.
Or: Sankt Delilah, sun summoner and patron saint of evil women, stolen bodies, and making it everyone else’s problem.
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