the highs and lows of bearnelli cohabitation
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Understanding dawned on Brenda’s face. It was not shock or disgust, instead it was a bone-deep weariness of a senior nurse having lived many lifetimes.
"You sprained your fingers inside your boyfriend," Brenda said flatly, her voice carrying entirely too well across the relatively quiet waiting room.
The guy with the bloody towel stopped holding it to his head to look over.
"Yes," Ollie squeaked.
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"What vibe are my eyes giving off? First thing that comes to your mind."
Ollie stares at him. The silence stretches for five agonizing seconds.
"Um," Ollie starts, looking incredibly stressed by the pop quiz. "Brown? Beautiful? A little bit manic currently, if I'm being honest?"
Or: someone said kimi has bottom eyes and he is spiraling
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Ollie turns Kimi around and pulls back slightly, looking down at Kimi with wide, anxious eyes behind the lenses. He looks so genuinely uncertain, so incredibly unaware of his own lethal appeal, that Kimi feels a physical ache in his chest.
No, you idiot, Kimi wants to scream. They don't look weird. They make you look like you read poetry in your spare time and ponder upon the mechanics of a good spooning. They make you look well-read and emotionally available! That is dangerous! University is the breeding ground for young adults with daddy issues!
"They don't look weird," Kimi forces out, the words tasting like ash in his mouth. "They're fine. Very... normal."
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"That the boy, then?" Granddad asks, his voice carrying perfectly through the microphone. He gestures vaguely toward Kimi with a weathered hand. "Bit of a nancy, isn't he?"
A collective gasp rings out through the speaker. Ollie’s dad closes his eyes in defeat. Ollie’s mom covers her mouth in sheer horror. Ollie looks like he is about to spontaneously combust from mortification.
Kimi just blinks.
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"Ollie?" Kimi asks, his voice softening, shifting into that gentle register he only uses when they are alone. "Are you okay? Anyone I should cyber-bully?"
Ollie lets out a breathless laugh, pressing the heel of his hand against his eye. "No. No, you don't need to bully anyone. I'm okay. I just..."
Ollie looks up at the dark sky. He thinks about Callum and Josh, constantly searching for the next best thing, terrified of being tied down.
"I just really love you," Ollie says. "I can't wait to come home tomorrow."
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"Kimi, please don't make me spot you during sex," Ollie begs, a panicked edge creeping into his voice. "This is a terrible idea. I don't want to injure you."
"Get on your back." Kimi demands.
or: Kimi desperately wants to prove that they are not vanilla (spoiler alert: they definitely are).
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Kimi stepped right into Oliver’s personal space. He reached up, his fingers gripping Oliver’s soft grey hoodie, yanking the massive athlete down slightly until they were eye-to-eye. Kimi’s dark eyes were blazing with a terrifying competitiveness.
"If I am taking your dick, Oliver," Kimi enunciated, every single syllable clipping sharply in the quiet kitchen, "you best believe I am taking it properly. It is going to be the all-natural entity. I want the skin. I want the heat. And I want the cum."
Or: kimi's giving blowjob for the first time and conditions must be met
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"Is it my cadence?!" Ollie gasps, his eyes blowing impossibly wider as he hits upon a new theory. "My voice is very deep. Maybe it lacks the necessary warmth to invite vulnerable disclosures! Kimi, listen to me."
Ollie clears his throat, abruptly shifting his posture on the couch. He softens his eyes and pitches his voice into a bizarre, breathy, overly gentle register.
"Hello, Liam. Hello, Arvid. I value your authentic selves."
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