VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

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• sexy banana man and sexy toilet paper man by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  02 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vezalius Bandage/Shu Yamino
  • Vezalius Bandage
  • Shu Yamino
  • is this what they call a wound fic
  • shu makes an oopsises while commiting sorcery
  • zali does his medic thing
  • sfw
  • Fluff
  • intimate stuff here
  • very soft
  • Lowercase
  • No Beta
  • we die like shu when he plays that one map in mario cart
  • Author Is Sleep Deprived
  • oh happy gay month ig

  Summary

  Shu accidentally hurts himself while cooking up a new spell. Zali is more than happy to help.

  Series

  • Part 11 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 1 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  969

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  16

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  105

• So Stupid In Love (with you) by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Work in Progress

  05 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kaelix Debonair/Seible
  • Freodore/Zeal Ginjoka
  • Seible (Nijisanji)
  • Kaelix Debonair
  • Zeal Ginjoka
  • Freodore (Nijisanji)
  • WAAAHHHH YES YES
  • Kiss Kiss Fall in Love
  • yes twas inspired by kaelixs tomodachi streams
  • Fluff
  • No Smut
  • contains honeymoon and feliz navidad!!
  • marriage arc for honeymoon
  • slowburn for feliz navidad (seethes)
  • slight hurt for freo (one sided affections)
  • zeal is #yearning
  • just say whats on ur mind jiisan
  • might besome hurt for him too bc he keeps internalising
  • Um what else
  • kissing and stuff and love love love
  • can u tell im insane over the streams
  • not beta read shhh

  Summary

  Seible = hopelessly in love (wants to shake Kae chan in his teeth)

  Kaelix = the willing recipient of Seible's affections (would love to get bit)

  Zeal = #oldmanyearnerwhokeepsittohimself

  Freo = *realization hits after 67 hours* holy cochino wait i like this old man wait what *panicks majestically*

  Series

  • Part 6 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 2 of The P Stands For Polybeat!
  • Part 2 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  3,316

  Chapters:

  2/4

  Comments:

  4

  Kudos:

  55

  Hits:

  647

• I Want To Make You My DIET by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  23 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Luca Kaneshiro/Shu Yamino
  • Luca Kaneshiro
  • Shu Yamino
  • guess what song im listening on repeat guys
  • yes ur right its
  • Song: Diet (Mad Tsai)
  • ive been waiting for this guy to drop ts forever
  • anyway guess what 2x
  • Vampire! Shu Yamino
  • bc i ws rewatching old clips of shu going crazy over boss's booba
  • so yeah this is basically shu biting luca n stuff
  • thats the fic
  • and by "stuff" they get a little freaky but they dont yk actually get freaky
  • hence the mature rating
  • lwk boss is a bottom in this
  • top shu i scream breaking free from my chains
  • not beta read we die like fulgur ovid
  • may be ooc please be gentle
  • (it shouldnt be bc luxiem was the first group ive ever watched in nijien but hey)

  Summary

  Shu: :drools: can i bite your booba

  Luca:

  Luca: pog yeah

  Shu: wut

  Series

  • Part 7 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 1 of Shuca Goon Jar
  • Part 3 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,190

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  12

  Kudos:

  31

  Bookmarks:

  2

  Hits:

  338

• Oh, Your Heart (Aortic Work of Art) by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • Mature
  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  07 Apr 2026

  Tags

  • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
  • Major Character Death
  • Freodore/Seible (Nijisanji)
  • Kaelix Debonair & Freodore & Zeal Ginjoka & Seible
  • Kaelix Debonair/Freodore/Zeal Ginjoka/Seible
  • Kaelix Debonair
  • Seible (Nijisanji)
  • Freodore (Nijisanji)
  • Zeal Ginjoka
  • polybeat but focusing mainly on seifuri
  • bc i reeeallllyyy like seifuri teehee
  • i js love being a multishipper living my best sugoi hzbeat life
  • Cannibalism
  • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
  • Violence
  • freo is a cannibal in this fic
  • Murder
  • um gore and blood perhaps?
  • typical cannibalism
  • but wait theres more
  • yandere seible!!!!
  • i usually dislike writing yandere stuff but here i am
  • its kinda toned down tho youll see
  • author is going through urges smh
  • no beta we die like the hzbeats when double vision dropped
  • Song: BUTCHER VANITY (FLAVOR FOLEY)
  • i pray it isnt ooc but it may happen

  Summary

  Freodore can be quite picky with what he eats. By The Beat never questioned it.

  Until Seible stumbles over the reason why. And feeds into the desire gnawing at Freo's ribcages.

  Series

  • Part 5 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 1 of The P Stands For Polybeat!
  • Part 4 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,004

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  6

  Kudos:

  46

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  385

• Two Birds (he's a liar) by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • Mature
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Other, M/M
  • Complete Work

  24 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Kaelix Debonair/Freodore/Zeal Ginjoka/Seible
  • Kaelix Debonair & Freodore & Zeal Ginjoka & Seible
  • Seible (Nijisanji)
  • Kaelix Debonair
  • Zeal Ginjoka
  • Freodore (Nijisanji)
  • Angst
  • Hurt/Comfort
  • Suicide Attempt
  • Everyone Needs a Hug
  • can be read as platonic or romantic
  • sfw
  • NO ONE DIES IN THIS FIC I PROMISE
  • By The Beat | Nijisanji EN 11th Wave
  • theres fluff at the end
  • Seible has low self esteem
  • fake it till you make it concept
  • Seible hides how he feels
  • Song: Two Birds (Regina Spektor)
  • Emotional Hurt/Comfort
  • Polybeat - Freeform
  • seifuri
  • If You Squint - Freeform
  • fluff at the end or smt!!!!
  • yippie be happy now

  Summary

  Seible doesn't believe he has the right to be selfish. especially since his genmates care about him so so much.

  but he can't help but hang onto the wire.

  Series

  • Part 4 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 3 of The P Stands For Polybeat!
  • Part 5 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,705

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  63

  Bookmarks:

  1

  Hits:

  639

• Man's Worst Enemy by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • Mature
  • Major Character Death
  • M/M
  • Complete Work

  05 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • Major Character Death
  • Fulgur Ovid/Uki Violeta
  • Fulgur Ovid & Uki Violeta
  • Alban Knox & Fulgur Ovid
  • Sonny Brisko & Fulgur Ovid
  • Fulgur Ovid
  • Uki Violeta
  • Sonny Brisko
  • Alban Knox
  • Angst
  • Hurt No Comfort
  • someone does commit so tread lightly if this makes you uncomfortable
  • loss of self
  • Disassociation
  • everyone is sad
  • Hallucinations
  • yay psyborg!!! i said with joys
  • Uki Violeta Needs a Hug
  • Alban Knox Needs a Hug
  • Sonny Brisko needs a hug
  • what thats not a tag??? hell need a hug after this one
  • not beta read thats for losers

  Summary

  what if, he never found out how much he meant to people?

  what if, he destroys the one thing that matters most?

  himself.

  Series

  • Part 2 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 1 of Psyborg Ramblings
  • Part 6 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  2,017

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  1

  Kudos:

  5

  Hits:

  87

• How To Not Fumble: A Guide by secretatia (hunnyan)

  Fandoms: Nijisanji (Virtual Streamers)  

  • Teen And Up Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • M/M, Other
  • Complete Work

  01 Mar 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Vantacrow Bringer/Kaelix Debonair
  • Vantacrow Bringer & Kaelix Debonair
  • Kaelix Debonair/Yu Q. Wilson
  • vantacrow bringer & millie parfait & kaelix debonair
  • Vantacrow Bringer
  • Kaelix Debonair
  • Millie Parfait
  • sfw
  • vantacrow advicebringer
  • Crack Treated Seriously
  • Attempt at Humor
  • millie is here to tease her fellow bros
  • Family Dynamics
  • vanta keeps calling kaelox his son
  • yes theres kaeyu in this fic
  • bc a certain author got my ass with the fics……
  • Mentioned Yu Q. Wilson
  • Mentioned Vezalius Bandage
  • Mentioned Shu Yamino
  • oh i forgot to add if it wasnt obvious vanta and kae chan are not the ones in a relationship
  • "not my ship" shubert yaminerd

  Summary

  Kaelix asks Vanta for advice (aka how to rizz the huzz).

  Vanta is more than willing to help his "son". And there's Millie, to humble both of them here and there.

  Series

  • Part 1 of "It's Nijisanji!"
  • Part 1 of Sunflower & Marigold
  • Part 7 of VTUBER SHIPS DOCK

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  1,257

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  2

  Kudos:

  14

  Bookmarks:

  3

  Hits:

  156