How to introduce your humans, a guide by (mostly) Adrian the Eridian

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• Project Introduce Grace Simon is a Go! by Hana_H

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  28 May 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian & Ryland Grace & Rocky
  • Ryland Grace
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Eridian OCs
  • First Meetings
  • Fluff
  • Family Fluff
  • Found Family
  • Hugs
  • lots and lots of hugs at the end
  • no beta we die like astrophage
  • Basically the Eridians introducing Simon and Grace like zoos introduce same-species animals
  • slowly and step by step
  • obligatory cannibalism tw bc meburgers
  • Listen I like fics in which Simon attacks Grace when he first sees them
  • but I see a lot of them so I wanted to provide an alternative
  • What if Simon was soft?
  • Rocky is a little shit
  • adrian too
  • POV First Person
  • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • He/Him Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Two touch starved bitches hugging
  • woe behemoth adrian propaganda be upon ye
  • based on my tumblr post

  Summary

  Grace starts feeling suspicious and like he's being left out and kept in the dark by the Eridians, who start building a new biodome right next to his. He could never guess what the "surprise" the Eridians keep mentioning actually is, though.

  AKA The Eridians introducing Grace and Simon like zoos introduce two animals of the same species - slowly but surely.

  Series

  • Part 1 of How to introduce your humans, a guide by (mostly) Adrian the Eridian

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  6,133

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  104

  Kudos:

  836

  Bookmarks:

  104

  Hits:

  3,821

• Sacred Intimacy by Hana_H

  Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Iron Lung (2026)  

  • General Audiences
  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • Gen, M/M
  • Complete Work

  03 Jun 2026

  Tags

  • No Archive Warnings Apply
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)/Ryland Grace
  • Adrian/Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • The Convict | Simon (Iron Lung)
  • Ryland Grace
  • Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • Eridian OCs
  • Tw traumatic and bloody flashbacks and also cannibalism bc meburgers
  • but nothing explicit
  • Fluff
  • Adrian heard 'there's a new alien' and immediately adopted him
  • Simon and Adrian bonding
  • Simon cries a lot but tbh I think it's deserved
  • Rocky being a little shit
  • Hugging
  • No beta we die. We just die
  • Simon gets a prosthetic arm
  • He/Him Pronouns for Rocky (Project Hail Mary)
  • They/Them Pronouns for Adrian (Project Hail Mary)
  • It pronoun for Adrian for a third-ish of the fic since Simon doesn't know
  • Cuddling
  • Adrian being The BestTM
  • POV Second Person
  • Simon POV
  • Simon's POV of Project Introduce Grace Simon is a Go!
  • Hopefully not horribly ooc since I have watched Iron lung
  • Massive Adrian propaganda
  • bit of swearing

  Summary

  Simon wakes up, disoriented and in pain, on what he finds out is a whole different planet. It's not as bad as he thought, though, since the alien rocks are actually really nice to him, especially the tall green one.

  Really, they give him everything he could have asked for and more.

  Quite literally.

  Series

  • Part 2 of How to introduce your humans, a guide by (mostly) Adrian the Eridian

  Language:

  English

  Words:

  7,763

  Chapters:

  1/1

  Comments:

  39

  Kudos:

  339

  Bookmarks:

  18

  Hits:

  1,795