Honey traps are only for professionals
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About honey traps and other methods of self-destruction by Idril_Earfalas for swizzlespoon
Fandoms: Slow Horses (TV)
04 Jun 2026
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"They’re harder than people think," she was saying. "Most of the spooks I've met would be bloody useless at them".
“I wouldn’t,” River said immediately, almost absently.
Shirley let out a full, barking laugh, not even bothering to take River remotely seriously - which instantly drew his attention.
"You’d suck at it, Cartwright"- - -
River is making bad decisions. Again.
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- Part 1 of Honey traps are only for professionals
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After an afternoon of intense reflection on that kiss, River should not have been surprised to find Jackson Lamb there again, ready to share some invaluable lessons on how to conduct a successful honey trap. Perhaps even a little too successful.
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- Part 2 of Honey traps are only for professionals