Growing up is for losers

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Series Begun:
2026-04-20
Series Updated:
2026-06-21
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FF8 fandom's hottest series is Growing Up Is For Losers
This series has everything:
Actuaries (they work with Insurance, not birds), incompetent administrators, (in)human resources, cussing out your boss, fake glasses, and Uniqlo-but-called-something-else.
This series also has Not-Seifer-Almasy. It's like a Seifer Almasy but it's like he's aged 15 years, during which he's been incarcerated, provided psychiatric help, a college degree and a sane means of sustaining his (non-reofffending) future and very, very humbled.
This series also has Quistis Trepe. It's like a canon Quistis but with her stand-out traits (high-achieving, neuroticism, perfectionism and tendency towards burn out) plausibly extrapolated for 18 years, against the backdrop of Garden's institutional bullshit deteriorating (plausibly) over the same period of time.
Special guest stars include: General job dissatisfaction, Xu (I don't like her), Squall being (un)surprisingly emotionally literate, and Zell Dincht the short king.
In short, I made this up while very sleep-deprived and trying to quit my job and acquire a new one.

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