Locked Out Of Your Bathroom Door
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“Hi.”
Keith wasn’t in the mood to play good boyfriend. “Explain.”
“See, I was innocently soaking in the bath, like so,” he ran water in his hands to punctuate his words, “then, out of the blue, this itsy-bitsy spider went out the water spout.”
Keith groaned, banging his head on the door. All the pent up energy releasing as a big face palm to himself. Turns out Lance wasn’t just incapable of killing a spider, he would go to fucking lengths to avoid it.
“Well, no. It didn’t come out the water spout, it came in through the space beneath the door and stayed somewhere over there and so I’m stuck. I figured it wouldn’t be able to get to me in the water. And It wasn’t itsi-bitsy at all. It was huge,” Lance raised a fist, “this huge.”
Keith raised a fist too. “And I’m also ‘this huge’-ly annoyed with you right now. And it’s one wrong word away to meeting your face.”
“Keith.”
“You woke me up for a spider call.”
“Keith, I’m pruning.”
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- Part 1 of Locked Out Of Your Bathroom Door
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“They’re giving out little square papers, Lance. Mine’s pink. I have to write down my short term, long term goals.”
“You’re hiding in the bathroom.” He said once more, for good measure.
“Yup, foot up the stall and all that.”
He had to ask. “What did you write?”
There was a rustling sound on his ear. “Short term: go home soonish. Long term: transfer to another country during team buildings.”Series
- Part 2 of Locked Out Of Your Bathroom Door