Shit Monsta X Said
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[In a dark storage room]
Jooheon: [screams in fear]
Wonho: What, what, what is it?!
Jooheon: Something just brushed against my right leg!
Wonho: Oh my God!
Jooheon: Oh, never mind. It was just my left leg.
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- Part 1 of Shit Monsta X Said
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Shownu: Why is Wonho crying?
Hyungwon: He took one of those 'Which MONSTA X Member Are You' buzzfeed quizzes.
Shownu: Oh man, who did he get?
Hyungwon: Minhyuk.
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- Part 2 of Shit Monsta X Said
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Changkyun: Wanna watch porn or soccer?
Kihyun: Porn. You already know how to play soccer.
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- Part 3 of Shit Monsta X Said
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IM: My boyfriend is too tall for me to kiss on the lips. What should I do?
Kihyun: Punch him in the stomach. Then, when he doubles over in pain, kiss him.
Wonho: Tackle him.
Minhyuk: Dump him.
Jooheon: Kick him in the shin.
Hyungwon: NO TO ALL OF THOSE. JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN.
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- Part 4 of Shit Monsta X Said
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IM: Kihyun told me I need to grow up. I was speechless.
Shownu: It must be hard to speak when you have 48 gummy bears in your mouth.
IM: Yeah.
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- Part 5 of Shit Monsta X Said
- Part 1 of Gummy Bears
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“I can see you… but you can’t see me. I’ll paint you from head to toe in red, display your guts along the railings like tinsel and watch the life drain from your eyes.”
Murderer: [on phone] I can see you.
Hyungwon: ...
Murderer: ...
Hyungwon: Do I look good?
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- Part 6 of Shit Monsta X Said
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Kihyun: Do you want to tell me how you guys crashed the car?
Hyungwon: Well, we were driving and there was this deer in the middle of the road that Hoseok couldn’t see, so I shouted ‘Hoseok, deer!’
Hoseok: …
Hyungwon: Do you want to tell Kihyun what your response was?
Hoseok, pouting: ……….. I said ‘yes, baby?’
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- Part 7 of Shit Monsta X Said
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Minhyuk: Fist me
Jooheon: I- what the fuck
Minhyuk: [holds out his fist for a fist bump]
Jooheon: Right, that’s what you- right, okay, God, Jesus fucking chr-Series
- Part 8 of Shit Monsta X Said
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Minhyuk: Good morning.
Jooheon: Good morning.
Shownu: Good morning.
Wonho: Y’all sound like robots, why don’t you spice it up a bit?
IM: GOOD MORNING MOTHERFUCKERS
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- Part 9 of Shit Monsta X Said