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Hatake Kakashi and The Curse of Being Hot by inspiredbychemistry
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
07 Aug 2025
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Just pure crack.
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Kakashi completely misses the assignment where his team of genins have to prove that they can be adequate parents by taking care of a bag of flour for 24 hours. There is still time to make it up. Seems easy right? Kakashi thinks that his team doesn't stand a chance, especially if Naruto and Sasuke are the ones in charge of watching the bag of flour. At least Kakashi hopes that things do not go well for them because he has a bet to win. After the many shenanigans that is the co-parenting force of Naruto and Sasuke does this flour baby stand a chance?
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say my name and everything just stops (i don't want you like a best friend) by kiyomiri
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
30 Jul 2025
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the five times sasuke expressed his feelings for sakura, only for her to not catch the hint and to be oblivious and the one time sasuke actually makes his feelings clear.
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sasuke thinks his actions are the peak of romantic gestures, but sakura was thinking that her feelings were not reciprocated.
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- Part 2 of SasuSaku: my one and only, my lifeline
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After Madara's reign of terror and the impending doom that is inevitable world domination, Team 7 make the impossible choice of going back in time. With no ways of knowing if this will work or if they'll even survive they take their best bet; going back to the past to stop total world destruction!
Join Team 7 and their impossible task of stopping Madara!!
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Tsunade's eye twitched. "Naruto." The Hokage's voice pierced the tense atmosphere like a poison laced senbon. "What. Did you do?"
"What's with the assumptions?! It wasn't my fault, dattebayo!" Naruto stomped his foot, indignant.
"Then why is your Jounin Instructor a foot shorter than what he's supposed to be?" Tsunade yelled, agitated as she pointed furiously at the Last Hatake.
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Or Twenty eight year old Kakashi gets swapped with his thirteen year old self. Written for Team 7 Week -
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A sort of Fix it fic to help me justify that if the female characters got better writing we would love all of them. (I also found out a bunch of scraped Ideas that were planned but never happened so I wanted to focus in on certain parts but with the added scrapped idea)
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In a world shrouded by shadows and filled with uncharted powers, Shanari Nakano-princess of the Nakano clan from the neutral village of Godai-survives an devastating invasion, her mastery over all five elements showcased as she fights to protect her homeland. Forced to leave her shattered world behind, she finds refuge in the Hidden Leaf Village, forging bonds with familiar faces and awakening new feelings.
As Shanari and Kakashi Hatake's friendship deepens amid the chaos of war and peace, their intertwined destinies blossom into love amid battles, betrayals, and sacrifices. Together, they navigate the treacherous path toward a future they will fight to protect, culminating in a life of love, family, and hope.
(Disclaimer: Only Shanari Nakano and her story elements belong to me. All other characters, settings, and plot points are owned by the creator of Naruto.)
Cross posted on wattpad.
https://www.wattpad.com/story/397290754-elements-of-destiny
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- Part 1 of Elements Series
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He'd cry for someone to save him, dream and beg for those blurry faces among his memory to become clear and get him. Take him far away from this dreary place, give him warmth and love.
To let him exist outside these walls. To let his life have meaning.
He craved it, was desperate for it.
For some semblance of being, a sense of self separate from Madara. From what that man's expectations were for him.
Someone, he begged, just please take him from this place. He couldn't take it anymore.
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Naruto didn’t mean to start it up again. He’s the Hokage, for Sage’s sake. He’s a respectable member of society. But Sukea just walked by and Boruto said - and he quotes - “Hey Old Man Kakashi”. And now Naruto has to know if his ENTIRE life has been a LIE.
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Naruto Characters Lost in IKEA by CerberaOdollam
Fandoms: Naruto, Naruto Shippuden - Fandom, IKEA Multiverse AU
30 Jun 2025
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Did you not read the title? Or do I need to spell it out for you more clearly?
Okay! okay! Fine!
Naruto and friends get lost in IKEA. Chaos happens. Furniture may or may not try to kill them. Sheiky, the exhausted employee, just wants to survive. That’s pretty much it. -
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Ichiraku Ramen has closed. Not for good—but for a week. Because they’ve run out of ramen noodles.
Naruto’s entire world collapses. Tsunade declares a state of emergency. The Konoha 12 descend into chaos, food experiments, and mild spiritual crises. Ayame tries every noodle substitute known to man, Teuchi writes haiku, and somehow Lee invents "YOUTH NOODLES." All the while, one haunting question echoes across the Hidden Leaf:
What do you eat when there’s no ramen left?
A crack comedy of flavorless despair, hot broth, and far too many broken hearts. -
a fool does not count the animal he is riding. by 3raccoons
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
21 Jun 2025
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A simple d-ranked mission to deliver a dozen (and one) donkeys to a nearby farm tests Sasuke's patience.
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Sasuke stays at Konoha for three days to watch over the compound while Obito's away from a mission with Kakashi, and while Sasuke was signing some paperwork with the help of Sakura and Naruto, they stumble upon something strange. A marriage certificate of a certain someone that has their sensei's name written in on it
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Team 7 finds Obito and Kakashi's old Marriage Certificate and they make a bet on who can give them the best gift.
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“My name is Haruno Sakura, and you’re going to pass us on the account of a recently purchased barrel of gooey glitter, an Uzumaki who can spam over 100 shadow clones with a knack for traps and the last Uchiha with vengeance so far up his ass that he’ll snap at anyone who stands in his way between him and Uchiha Itachi.”
Kakashi gets assigned a Genin team and proceeds to doubt his life.
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Operation: Make Kakashi-Sensei Laugh by androgynousclintbarton
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
31 May 2025
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Naruto comes up with the idea to make his Sensei laugh.
Sakura and Sasuke get dragged along for the ride.For the Eternal Rivals Challenge 2025
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Rift in Reality: Alola Style! by mayzeey
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Pocket Monsters | Pokemon (Anime), Pocket Monsters: Sun & Moon | Pokemon Sun & Moon Versions
21 Apr 2025
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When Naruto Uzumaki returns home from a grueling mission in the Land of Waves, he finds himself stuck in a monotonous routine of D-rank missions, constant training, and lame household chores. Longing for excitement and a sense of thrill on his day off, Naruto is unpleasantly captivated by a few abnormal phenomena reported around Konohagakure. Unbeknownst to him, a formidable disruption in the fabric of reality is set to alter everything.
Sent hurdling through an Ultra Wormhole, Naruto, along with his teammates—Sasuke and Sakura—and Kakashi-sensei, land in the vibrant Alola region, where they encounter a world filled with diverse fauna known as Pokémon. However, a chaotic force threatens to disrupt the balance of both their worlds. Teaming up with new allies and peculiar Pokémon, the squad must face new hardships and unpredictable evildoers.
As they embark on a journey of self-discovery and friendship, Naruto learns the true meaning of teamwork and the bonds that tie them together. Will they be able to restore balance and find their way back home before it’s too late?
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Naruto gets adopted by the Uchiha family as an infant, and Sasuke and Naruto grow up together as brothers. Armed with support and more knowledge, Naruto is no longer the naive fool he was in canon. With Sasuke by his side, they will grow stronger and fight for a better shinobi world.
*Fix it of sorts, Strong Team 7, Kakashi isn't absent, Sakura isn't useless, Rookie 9 are friends, detailed fight scenes, violence and killing.
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Sometimes you picture me | I'm walking too far ahead by mabledonut for badninken, coolthymusishere1, Mairey
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
27 Mar 2025
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“You’re sick,” Kakashi said. “And injured.”
“So?”
“So, don’t just say you’ll eat anything, Tobi. I need to know what you want, as specifically as possible. Tell me what sort of food would be easiest to keep down. Something that sounds soothing. You’ll thank me later.”
For a while, no answer.
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“…egg drop soup,” rasped the masked stranger.
There, Kakashi smiled at Tobi, his best crescent-moon-eyed smile, which only seemed to further sour the livid glare of the man in the orange mask. Was that so hard?
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Meeting the Mysterious Paperwork Ninja and an Angry Cat by Ostree55
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
25 Mar 2025
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Team 7 is introduced to isekai-chan and her unique foretelling ability.
They also go on an annoying mission.
Because everyone loves Tora cat missions.Series
- Part 1 of Paperwork Ninja: A Naruto Isekai
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Get Moving (Let's See the World Together) by Gueeest
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Naruto: Ultimate Ninja Online (Video Game)
10 Mar 2025
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Mizuki tricks Naruto into stealing the scroll. Iruka is not the one to save him; it's Sakura. Her parents had, in anger, forbidden her from going, as she must stay ladylike. Sakura stumbles on Mizuki's monologue and overhears the vile things he's saying to poor Naruto.
Also, she didn't graduate like him. Sasuke didn’t go because he was just so tired and lonely. He was nearby, brooding, and caught wind of this.
So, with Sasuke and Sakura's help (now they know why everyone fucking hates Naruto), they take a copy of the Scroll of Sealing in silent agreement.
They decide to ditch the village and train while traveling the world.
So when the village finally realizes that the last Uchiha, the Jinchuriki, and a civilian girl are missing after a whole month, it’s very confusing.
Now, Kakashi Hatake is tasked with tracking them, but he has no fucking clue where they went. How the fuck did non-genin, fresh off the academy kids who have never seen war and live in peacetime, manage to slip by this quickly and undetected?Or
Team Seven goes rogue. Kakashi is slowly losing his shit as his descent into madness has fucking begun.