13 Works in Jane Crocker/Karkat Vantas
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godfeels 3, part 2 A: no one does it like us by Agonist, BrushBandit, KeeperofManyNames, QueerOnFire, SarahZedig, unusualdolls
Fandoms: Homestuck
26 May 2025
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Akashic Records presents: "no one does it like us," the first disc of the eponymous Godfeels Double Album.
After narrowly averting the destruction of Earth C at the cost of many lives and several of her closest friendships, Jade Harley is determined to uncover the conspiracy that nearly ruined her life. Aiding her are Jade's estranged friends Jake English, Terezi Pyrope, Roxy Lalonde, Calliope, as well as the resurrected Dirk Strider, all of them outcasts from a broken world they seek to avenge for reasons known only to them. Together residing in the enigmatic Garden Stone commune, this band of misfits must find new purpose in "no one does it like us," a jazz inspired ode to fallen heroes everywhere.
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- Part 10 of godfeels, or: "i dreamed of feeling better"
- Part 1 of godfeels: double // album
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Roxy sacrifices their loving partners, Karkat and Jane, only to realize he's been there all along.
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A sick Jane receives a delivery from her Matesprit Karkat.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 681
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 10
- Hits:
- 47
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Jane Crocker, the vastly sexy and vastly wealthy CFO of Crocker Industries, has a new day ahead of her, and YOU pick what happens.
Votes are determined by comments! I also have the same thing running on tumblr atm, where it might make sense more. Its a CYOA story but instead of goosebumps its porn.
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Keeping your enemies closer is a lot easier when you don't have friends.
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- Part 9 of 1.5mil words on AO3 promo series
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Crystal Ball Confessions 2: Please Fuck My Mom by Bubble_Song (Ode_To_Time)
Fandoms: Homestuck
08 Mar 2021
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John and Kanaya are now a couple! But the war is still ongoing and Jane is still a threat. Luckily, Rose has an idea to end the conflict swiftly and peacefully.
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- Part 2 of Cystal Ball Confessions
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Jane breaks karkat herself
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Karkat's duties as assistant to eccentric genius director Dave Strider are wild and varied. Protecting him from insistent corporate suitors is a new one.
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The Single Most Important Thing to Know About Extra Credit by notwest
Fandoms: Homestuck
19 Dec 2019
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"I was wondering if there's any extra credit I can do to get my grade up."
"I'm afraid I don't award extra credit."
Karkat grits his teeth. "Okay. Well. If you change your mind, I'm willing to do anything to make sure I get an A in your class."
Professor Crocker's eyebrows go up.
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Spacer Jane Crocker is drifting through troll space, collecting bounties and moving cargo as needed. After dropping off a particularly difficult bounty on an Alternian space station she kicks back to relax, and runs into a troll soldier who promises to teach her all the wonders of quadranted romance as explored through movies. She agrees. She probably shouldn't also have agreed to run a small job for him, but she didn't know that at the time.
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- Part 10 of HSWC Bonus Rounds 2014
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Fill for HSWC BR1: Memories
Jane Karkat: Remember when Karkat stopped by Jane’s bakery after the biggest bust of his career?
“If I have to think about this week’s colossal, unreparable fuckup for another minute, not even John can stop me from marching back over there and tearing that ridiculous idiot’s intestines out through his protein chute!
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Karkat Vantas has had enough of all these romantic problems, but yet again it spits at him in the face.
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A tale of two third wheels, or, how John came to find Jane and Karkat discussing the psychological implications of Pretty Woman at two in the morning.