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    TMZ @TMZ
    Trouble in paradise? First Husbands of Hockey, Shane Hollander and Ilya Rozanov, spotted having a tense-looking debrief in their sprinter van right after leaving a fundraising event for the Ottawa Children’s Hospital. The couple appeared strained, sitting with quite a distance between them despite giving the appearance of being all over each other earlier in the night. Fans are wondering, is this the end of their chaotic “love story.”

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    Shane's getting really tired of people talking shit about his husband.

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    05 Jun 2026

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    "You will bend for me many times, I think, before this production is over."

    Shane means to say no. He means to tell Ilya Rozanov—arrogant Bolshoi principal dancer and professional pain in his ass—to fuck off and stop moving set pieces without permission. Instead, he ends up on his knees in a dressing room, which is definitely not how the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s stage manager is supposed to handle conflict resolution.

    Three weeks until opening night. One impossible rivalry. And absolutely no way this ends well.

    or: Ilya comes to Winnipeg for The Nutcracker. Shane tries very hard to hate him. The mind-blowing hate-sex doesn’t help.

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    04 Jun 2026

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    Ilya looked at his outstretched hand. How long had he been looking at the corner where Hollander disappeared? Balling his hand into a fist, he let out a bitter laugh.

    Fuck. What had he done?

    A canon-divergent turning point for the post-tuna melt scene. What if Shane didn't get into the taxi? What if he never made it past the front porch, and Ilya couldn't bring himself to ignore the pieces breaking right outside his door?

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    04 Jun 2026

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    As a straight man, Ilya Rozanov has never had a gay roommate before, but it’s going pretty well. Shane Hollander is kind, silly, and an even bigger hockey nut than Ilya.

    So when Shane starts bringing men over, and Ilya begins to want to bash their fucking heads in, Ilya comes to a startling conclusion: He must be homophobic.

    (He’s jealous.)

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    04 Jun 2026

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    When Ilya Rozanov discovers The Sims 4, he does what any reasonable person would do, creates himself, creates Shane Hollander, builds a perfect house from memory, and begins fixing the situation.
    This includes (but is not limited to) trapping Shane’s ex-girlfriend in a windowless room because she “kept escaping the pool.” and having Scott Hunter in his true form(i.e. in the Elder age stage).Shane wakes up at four-thirty in the morning with several concerns.
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    When Luca Haas(the person who introduced sims to Ilya) does not answer questions fast enough, Ilya turns to reddit and Tumblr, gaining a following who are slowly realizing some coincidences.

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    04 Jun 2026