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anything you want to give me by 16138299 for justananotherwriter7
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
04 Jun 2026
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Evbo and his Champion offer Seawatt a way to gain forgiveness. Seawatt doesn't know how to feel.
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TEST by 16138299
Fandoms: Searching For A World That Doesn't Exist - Wifies (Web Series)
01 Jun 2026
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sorry this is a test fic dont worry about it
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picky eater (stop your whining) by 16138299 for Dovalore, m1ss1ngt3xtur3
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
31 May 2026
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a player is simply unable to leave the noob layer unscathed. it remains not a startling thing, the fact that the layer has left its mark on god himself, his body, his psyche, his holiness; it's predictable, for lack of a better word.
still, it's a shame that civilization's champion is to shoulder the weight of that injustice.
but what else is a champion to do when their god lies to them, his hand the one that feeds and strikes?
what else can emf be but loyal?
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- Part 1 of the extraction of autonomy
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in the shreds of your stomach, hold you forever by 16138299
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
25 May 2026
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You watch him mourn over the you on screen and manage to feel nothing but an itching want. That's not you, your lips twitch. You fingers curl into your palm, and you resist the urge to reach out, to reassure him to stop his crying.
I'm right here. No sound leaves your mouth, your tongue won't move. But look at me, Evbo.
His hand is clammy in your fingers, and you look at him and his wet eyes. I'll show you, your mind whispers, more sure than that you was when it jumped for the beef.
Just watch.
Or: the cast of Parkour Civilization watch Parkour Civilization.
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even if it takes a broken bone or two by 16138299
Fandoms: PVP/Parkour Civilization Crossover (Web Series)
25 May 2026
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JumperWho wants to know what happened to Parkour Civilization. She gets close enough.
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the extraction of autonomy by 16138299, Dyslexic_Gremlin (Combustible_Stardust), m1ss1ngt3xtur3, SympathyTea
Fandom Evboverse Against Woke (Tumblr), Lifesteal SMP, Minecraft But It's A Simulation (Web Series), Naked & Afraid SMP, Parkour Civilization (Web Series), PVP Civilization (Web Series)
31 May 2026
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insects and their taste in exotic wines by 16138299
Fandom Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
04 May 2025
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a parkour civilization and beetlejuice JR. fusion.
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sunhats and other things covered by a discount by 16138299
Fandom Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
12 Jan 2026
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clownbo vampire au
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a rewrite of picky eater (stop your whining).
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why would i desecrate a carcass? (why let the offal go to waste?) by voidbread
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
24 Dec 2024
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When the flesh had been consumed, organs, muscles, bone marrow and all, the remaining scraps would be tossed into the Void. With that, the player was freed from the mortal realm, their body now safely scattered throughout the community.
Evbo had thought nothing odd about this in all his years as a Noob. He knew to be careful of Pros, as they often interfered with the ceremony, but the Pros interfered in any activity a Noob might do.
It wasn’t until he ranked up that he realized eating the dead wasn’t normal on the Pro layer.
Before Evbo can revive Seawatt, he must hold a funeral. He does it the only way he knows how.
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yeah, your redemption arc is coming up by firefromdamptinder (squimpwave)
Fandoms: Parkour Civilization (Web Series)
29 Oct 2025
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'I don’t really like how the plan ends.'
It’s true enough, they suppose, and it was what’d get Evbo off their case the fastest. (Worked like a charm, in that sense.) Enough of their old life as a medic bleeds through to them now, even after months of cold desert winds have eroded most of their empathy. The old champion—the Parkour Villain, they suppose they should call it—would kill, and kill indiscriminately, and Ally does not want anyone else to die.
Mostly.
or: why Evbo's Fighter Ally doesn't exactly mourn the deaths of the rest of the layer.
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Seawatt is stranded on the master's level after he loses his home.
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[Mumbo]
Right, so um, statement of…oh, wait. I’m supposed to say who I am, aren’t I?Sorry, let me start over.
This is Mumbo K. Jumbo, archival assistant. Grian’s not here today, so we’re taking turns recording statements while he’s out.
Statement of Evbo Parker, regarding a city in the sky. Original interview transcribed…let’s see…May 1, 2011. Statement recorded November 1, 2024.
Statement begins, I guess?
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- Part 11 of The Archivist Chronicles
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The Astrobiology Immersion Program by startingatmidnight
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
10 May 2026
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It's not every day you wake up with five arms and no eyes, but Ryland Grace stopped having normal days a very long time ago.