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“It’ll be a phrase you’d say in bed,” Ginny supplied, grinning. “It has to be something provocative.”
Hermione clicked her tongue. “Be sensible. It will be on my body forever.”
“You can choose the phrase,” Ginny said magnanimously, then tilted her head, considering her. “And where. On your bum might be nice, for instance.”
“I’m not getting my bum tattooed,” Hermione deadpanned, then sighed. “Fine. I’ll think of something.”
“Think fast. We’ll do it first thing this weekend.” Ginny pushed to her feet, plucking up their empty glasses and walking them to the sink.
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Or, when Hermione is dared to get a tattoo.
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- Part 4 of Pierced Draco
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14 Nov 2025
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In which Draco Malfoy has bound himself to a feral enchanted forest and Hermione Granger finds herself entangled.
“Nothing should have looked or felt as ancient as it did. It should have been young, mere saplings barely reaching her shoulder. Instead, an older, wilder numen of a primaeval wood, the likes of which made the Forbidden Forest feel like a fresh, young thing, whispered about them.”
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17 Jul 2025
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Marriage, Murder, and Other Misfortunes by Spookyandcooky
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
28 Feb 2026
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Five years after the Battle of Hogwarts, the wizarding world is what you might call “a godsdamned mess.” The population is dwindling, the economy is suffering, and Hermione Granger has decided to pursue an arranged marriage—but only so she can be nominated to the antiquated Wizengamot, of course. After all, the Wizengamot is ignoring the world’s problems, and Hermione is determined to fix them. Granted, she never expected to be matched with Draco sodding Malfoy—the newest DMLE consultant who wears his Azkaban tattoos as proudly as his childhood sneer. But admittedly, between the turbulence of her farcical relationship, corrupt politicians, and a serial killer on the loose, nothing in Hermione’s life is going according to plan. Maybe hate sex with her husband will help?
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09 Jul 2025
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As part of a post-war reparations project, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are assigned to restore the war-damaged library at Malfoy Manor. The assignment includes hexed books, structural instability, and enough dust to qualify as a health hazard. Emotional baggage? Not listed, but generously included.
Also, Malfoy Manor might be… wooing (?) Hermione. Doors open for her. Rooms shift. The library hums. Which is absurd, obviously. She has a perfectly reasonable explanation. She just hasn’t thought of it yet.
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22 Jun 2025