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Tech heiress and billionaire Rio Vidal agrees to a profile by up and coming journalist Agatha Harkness.
What starts as a quick interview over coffee becomes a years’ long relationship that goes beyond the words on the page.
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Take Me, Baby, Or Leave Me by WhothefelsewantedtobeLynNyx
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
17 Feb 2025
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“Shut up,” Agatha all but snarls. Rio crooks an eyebrow at her, smirking.
“What, you have dibs on her? Can’t blame you, I guess- she is pretty. Seems awfully nice, too. Sweet little thing offered to get up at the crack of dawn tomorrow to welcome me to town, can you believe it?”
She doesn’t step closer, but she does lean forward slightly. “Tell me, Agatha. Is she that sweet out of the uniform too?”
“Shut up,” Agatha hisses, and yanks her in for a searing kiss.
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Over a decade ago, Agatha Harkness ran to Westview to escape the mess of pain and emotions that was her life. Years after she'd left THAT behind, Social Services showed up on her doorstep with the surviving son of her ex-best friend. Now finally, she's gotten her shit together and-
And now her ex-wife is in town. What's a lesbian to do?
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Or: a modern AU (for lack of a better word) surrounding Agatha Harkness, her adopted source of stress (I mean, son), her mess of a friend group, and the ex-wife she definitely doesn't still harbor feelings for.Series
- Part 1 of Measure Your Life In Love
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everybody knows that i'm a good girl, officer by alilbitgay
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV)
24 Mar 2025
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Rio surveys the open tabs Agatha’s got going: diagrams of ar-15 detailed. frozen yogurt near me. is frozen yogurt gluten free. eve’s toys website. Nothing outright concerning, nothing obviously criminal. And then, last on the list, making the vein in Rio’s forehead pulse uncomfortably: fbi agent rio vidal.
Rio watches in muted horror as Agatha finds her Instagram page, opens it, and scrolls aimlessly. She clicks on Rio’s pictures from her college roommate’s wedding in Miami. She spends about two minutes staring at a picture of Rio in a bikini on the beach, holding a strawberry daiquiri. Then, she takes a screenshot.
Rio bangs her forehead against her desk and groans.
or: the rumors are true and there is an fbi agent in agatha harkness’ phone. unfortunately, that fbi agent is rio vidal, and unfortunately for rio vidal, agatha is not going to let her off easy.
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25 Jun 2026
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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20 Jun 2026
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“We got engaged?”
Rio looks at her, puzzled. Her eyes dart back and forth between Agatha’s.
“You remember?” Rio asks carefully.
Holy shit. She’s engaged to Rio.
She’s engaged to Rio.
Her heart feels like it’s about to give out and that burning in her ribs feels like fire.
When did this happen?
“Not really but I guess it makes sense.” She’s barely able to hear the words leave her mouth over the beating of her own heart.
“So you remember Wanda?” Rio asks dejectedly. Agatha frowns, confused all over again.
“Wanda?” She repeats. “Who’s Wanda?”
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Agatha wakes up in hospital with amnesia after a car accident and immediately jumps to the very logical but extremely wrong conclusion about her best friend. As she tries to piece together her life with memories of Rio and no one else, she’s forced to ask herself an important question: Why did she agree to marry the wrong person?
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20 Jun 2026