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  1. Public Bookmark 9

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    Eddie Kaspbrak is definitely nervous to start his senior year at Derry Academy-- it's his first private school, and he doesn't know anybody. His incredibly outgoing roommate, Richie Tozier, makes it bearable, and he admittedly fell for him quickly. But Richie can't know that; it's 1993, for God's sake, and he's not trying to get himself killed.

    Richie is nothing but a risk taker, so maybe he can try to live a little too.

     

    Partially inspired by the film Dead Poets Society (1989).

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    16 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 48

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    Kyle Broflovski’s life fucking sucks.
    Every fucking day, he has to go to that godforsaken school, and spend seven hours with horny teenagers and chagrined teachers whose thoughts WILL NOT SHUT UP.

    Nobody knows Kyle’s psychic, and he plans to keep it that way — even if it means swallowing people’s worst thoughts every damn day.

    Oh, god, he really needs to complain and bitch about it — but telling anybody about his abilities is incredibly dangerous.
    How long can Kyle keep this a secret before he goes insane?

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    11 Mar 2026

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    The impossible happened: Will asked Mike to be his boyfriend. Even stranger? Mike said yes.
    That's how it started. A letter, an accidental confession, a Saturday afternoon. And that? That was the easy part.
    Now, what they do - what they are - is secret. Because if anyone finds out... they don't even want to imagine. Lonnie would kill them both on sight. Mike's parents would send him away to some boarding school. They'd never see each other again. They'd be marked forever. Everything would come crashing down around them.
    But they try not to focus on that. They're busy, after all, trying to navigate this new relationship. Kisses, dates, prom, couples' quarrels. And in the meantime, Will has a problem on his hands; a power he needs to learn to control, before it blows up in his face.
    It's a crazy end to their school year - but there's more going on behind the scenes than they realize.

    (This is a sequel to The Red Envelope but you don't necessarily have to have read TRE; this can be read on its own should you wish :) )

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    08 Mar 2026

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    Alastor and Lucifer find themselves stuck in a Timeloop, so of course the only way to pass the time is to play pranks on the members of the hotel and to antagonise dangerous sinners.

    …and maybe, fall in love in-between.

    “You know what’s happening, don't you?!” Alastor had practically growled, the manic smile on his face wavering slightly at the edges. God, if Alastor was intent on losing his mind, could he do it somewhere other than Lucifer’s rooms?

    Lucifer blinked up at him, “What?”

    “Why the day keeps resetting?”

    “The day keeps resetting?”

    “Don’t tell me that you didn’t notice.” Alastor snarled and Lucifer frowned, this guy should really get those yellow teeth checked out, when was the last time he went to the dentist?

    “Okay I won’t tell you”

    “Lucifer!”

    “You told me not to tell you!”

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    26 Feb 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 53

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    Alastor, a devoted coffee lover who had just opened his own café, naturally poured his heart and soul into the place. Carefully selected coffee beans, a meticulously curated interior, a beloved espresso machine—everything was meant to be perfect. That was, until he encountered some customer who rang the café’s doorbell on opening day.

    (Barista!Alastor/Actor!Lucifer coffee shop AU)

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    25 Feb 2026