Achtungchio



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  1. Public Bookmark 6

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    777 words because God likes sevens and I am tired but we have a trailer! And a lift!
    And Aziraphale and Crowley disappear into it.....

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    22 Apr 2026

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    Ever have a moment where you share a look with someone and know exactly what they're thinking? It's like that, but with Aziraphale and Crowley, and they have sex in an elevator.

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  3. Public Bookmark 61

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    Aziraphale finds himself at a Greek orgy in order to bestow a blessing upon a musician, but finds Crowley instead. When a man fails to please her, Crowley spitefully offers to teach him how to 'properly' satisfy a woman. Aziraphale intercedes, offering to demonstrate. But only with Crowley. The demon doesn't believe he's capable, but Aziraphale is about to prove her wrong.

    or: Aziraphale and Crowley have sex at an orgy.

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    03 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 12

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    Oral: a sexual activity in which the mouth and tongue are used to give or receive sexual stimulation.

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    Crowley rolls his eyes. “Okay, give it to me. What do you want to try?”

    Aziraphale’s cheeks go red. “Well, you know the other, um…” He gestures at a bewildered Crowley’s crotch. “It’s only, I thought we could give it a try. A- a taste, if you will.”

    Crowley blinks. His sluggish, horny brain tries to process the words that just came out of the angel’s mouth. “You want me to… change?”

    “Oh, would you?” Aziraphale breathes, face starting to brighten with that ridiculous sunshine smile of his.

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    06 Mar 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 6

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    Size Kink: being aroused at a distinct difference in size in comparison to your partner.

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    “Okay, I get it, just please, more, please.” Crowley is not above begging in these kinds of situations.

    “More?” Aziraphale repeats behind him, and Crowley can hear the smug smirk.

    “I meant,” Crowley says, spluttering slightly, “just, like, faster. Harder.”

    “No, no,” Aziraphale replies, the bastard, “you said more. I heard you.”

    “Just a figure of speech, ang—AH!”

    Aziraphale chuckles—fucking chuckles—behind Crowley’s back as he fucks into him harder and deeper. And… bigger? He definitely feels bigger, somehow.

    “Angel, angel, wh—”

    “You asked for more, didn’t you?” Aziraphale reminds him in a low voice. “Here it is.”

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    06 Mar 2026