Ackwhoremann
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Levi Ackerman could not stand you. You were almost infuriating; always at his house, never your own for some reason, and if it weren't for Kuchel, he would've pushed you out the door long ago. Always conspiring with Isabel, his younger sister, to find the most effective ways of getting on his nerves. Always a nightmare in one way or another. He wished to tell Isabel that her taste in friends was terrible.
Now, there’s so much more he wishes he could have told her.
With the unexpected death of your best friend, his sister, you and Levi have lost a common denominator. The only person that gave him the incentive to tolerate you, and you the incentive to annoy him to no end, is gone forever.
And yet, you find out, you’ve never needed each other more.
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It's just smut. If you're thirsty for Alex I got the supply my guys, gals and comrades.
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05 Jun 2026
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You can map a system, predict patterns, and stay ten steps ahead of everyone in it. You were made to be an Intelligence Officer.
You were not made to handle Leon S. Kennedy.
After years of working with him—and carefully avoiding him—it’s obvious he’s the fatal crack in your perfect armor. An operational hazard you’ve managed to contain.
Or so you thought.
Because you were doing just fine at this little game you built in your head. Until Leon decided he was done playing.
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01 May 2026
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Opportunity arises when you receive a letter from the Captain of the Survey Corps. An invitation to his office after dark.
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16 Mar 2026
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Levi calls it seasonal allergies. Well, you think that's a funny story because he's never had allergies in the years you'd known him. You try to get him to see a doctor, but he's not too keen on the idea.
[Reader x Levi]
For thatminniechick, Winner of the May 2021 RaffleSeries
- Part 22 of An Expression of Thanks
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26 Jan 2026
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As his personal assistant, you accompany Harrison to a Science and Technology conference in Star City. You’re great at your job, though sometimes it can be difficult seeing as you’re attracted to your boss, no matter how much you try to repress your feelings. But when a series of mishaps occur while at the conference, you can’t help but fall harder for Harrison. Does he feel the same way? The world certainly starts to believe so…
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16 Jan 2026