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Lee is halfway into removing his shoes when it clicks in his brain that his apartment is already unlocked. For a second, he panics. Surely his door has not been unlocked this whole time?? Then he processes the small yellow light that is on in the kitchen, the smell of mint tickles Lee’s nose and- surely it cannot be Tenten, she’s on a long term mission until the end of the month, he just left Gai. The only other person who has a key to his place is his neighbor and-
Lee trips over his own shoes and catches his shoulder on the corner of the wall as he rushes towards his small kitchenette only to freeze in the doorway. Sunny surprise and delight boiling in his heart and exploding steam out of his ears, he can even hear the high whistle of the vapor escaping- except maybe the sound is actually the tea kettle he’s watching Gaara remove from Lee’s stove.
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08 Mar 2026
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“Anyway! Enough about that. Gaara, on my way here I found a little something to cheer you up from such a boring meeting!”
Naruto digs around his pocket, tongue poking out of his mouth in concentration. He takes one of Gaara’s hands from his side and places something in it, a satisfied smile on his face.
“Naruto.” Gaara looks from his hands to the blond. “Why are you giving me a frog?”
In which Lee has to explain one of Naruto's more eccentric (but very fitting) habits.
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08 Mar 2026
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A collection of outtakes, alternate POVs, and missing scenes from my existing work.
222-236. whumptober fills.
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Dumpster Diving by QuirkyNeon
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
21 Oct 2017
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{Why are we hiding from Spider-Man again?}
Because we tried to kiss him, Wade thinks back, loudly, we saved him from that big mother fucker and then tried to kiss him.
{Oh, right, you got molesty and now you’re not going to take what you deserve.}
“I didn’t get molesty!” Wade yells and then he hears the sound of feel landing on the top of the dumpster and great, great asshole, you’re the actual worst thing in my life.
{Suuuuure, you didn’t! You totally didn’t pucker up and then scream like a bitch when you realized what you were doing, not at all. And I’m the worst!}
“You’re an asshole,” Wade says as the lid to the dumpster is lifted, Spider-Man’s masked face poking into the opening.
“That’s a rude thing to say to someone that you just tried to kiss,” Spider-Man says as he pushes the lid of the dumpster so that it slams against the alley wall and God dammit, he did get molesty.
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- Part 1 of Wade's Bad at Feelings