AdvantagesoftheUnknown
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”I barely touched it.”
Rio sternly grabs her wrist again, pulling it into the stream insistently while Agatha struggles against her grip.
”You need to put it under cold water-“
”-It doesn’t even hurt-“
“-Stop being awkward-“
”-I’m fine, really-“
”-Agatha, don’t move.”
And that’s when she hears it.
Don’t move.
You don’t want it badly enough yet.
The air leaves Agatha’s lungs in a rush. She hears every filthy word she’s heard whispered in her ear as she climbs higher and higher echoing in her brain. The faceless woman who’s been talking her to orgasm.
Except now she has a face.
It’s Rio.
When Agatha Harkness discovers audio erotica she finally gets something that she’s never achieved through forty-two years of life and a god-awful marriage.
Then she finds herself with a roommate with the most familiar voice.
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23 Apr 2026
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Agatha let herself fall onto a plush little sofa by the office door. Her legs dangled over the armrest; her hair was fanning around her head.
Ophelia drowning in a river of bullshit.
"So what if I'm not likeable?" She asked the ceiling. "I'm an exceptional writer. You should remind the public of that instead of trying to marry me off to TikTok's favorite tradwife for PR!"
"I want you to date Instagram's favorite baker for PR." Jen corrected her with the patience of an elementary school teacher. "Think about it, Aggs! Rio needs to officially come out and get rid of the tradwife rumors. You need relatability points with the public to promote your new book. It makes total sense. Two birds, one stone and all that."
Agatha was too busy drowning to answer.
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Or: At what point does 'pretending to be in love' turn into pretending not to be?
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21 Apr 2026
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The timer tattooed on Sam's wrist hit zero when she was in middle school. It glowed and everything! But there was no soulmate to be found.
Love wasn't in the cards for Sam, she thought, so she dedicated her life to her company.
Did Sam not have a soulmate or did the only thing she need is to have some faith?Or - AU!Soulmates in a similar universe as the show.
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24 Feb 2023
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A mostly blind Regina Mills is having a bad day; her guide dog runs off, is late for work and feeling a little alone.
Enter Emma Swan, professional bail-bonds person; saviour of lost dogs and the lonely.
Originally started as a way to combat boredom during lockdown, the story has taken on a life of its own and is now finally complete.
As with some of my other works, this has not been beta-read, so please forgive my typos and grammatical errors.
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11 Sep 2022
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Lady Emma Swan is forced to marry Captain Killian Jones, at the behest of her parents, but on the night of her wedding, she instead finds herself in the Queen's bed.
*Decided to make this story available to everyone. Enjoy!*
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10 Sep 2022