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    Ilya Rozanov does what he does best: post on social media and stress out Harris Drover.

    The fic starts on New Year's Day 2024 after Ilya posts an upcoming year's "enemies" list.

    This is a series that alternates between Hockey Husbands + the rest of Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

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    28 Jun 2026

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    Three years into playing together at Ottawa, Shane and Ilya are invited to take part in a video for buzzfeed all designed around debunking the biggest theories surrounding them, their relationship and promising not to hold anything back. It's safe to say the hockey world will not be the same again.

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    SH: Hello, I’m Shane Hollander, the greatest hockey player of all time. 
    IR: And I’m Ilya Rozanov, the actual best player of all time. 
    SH: 5 cups to your 3.
    IR: 800 goals to your 750.
    SH: I could go into assists but we need to finish the intro so hello everyone!
    SH: We’re here with Buzzfeed who have given us conspiracy theories to look at.
    IR: We’re going to prove them all wrong. 

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    28 Jun 2026

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    You are a traitor, you lied to all of them.

    To have teammates question him?

    To have years of loyalty erased in a single night?

    You are a fucking liar.

    Something twisted violently inside his chest.

    The first sob escaped before he realized he was crying.

    His vision blurred instantly.

    "No."

    His hands began shaking.

    "No."

    The container slipped.

    He caught it.

    Stared at it.

    The stupid fucking chicken.

    The stupid fucking rice.

    The stupid fucking vegetables.

    Or a canon divergence after Shane trips.
    It was for nothing.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    Shane's bottom lip trembles ever so slightly, voice brittle. "I can't breathe."

    Ilya's heart breaks at his plead. No matter how much it hurt when Shane left or when Ilya saw him with Rose, seeing Shane like this, tears in his eyes, voice cracking, none of it seems to matter.

    "Yes, you can." Ilya's words are steady and sure. He slides one of his hands down to Shane's chest, pressing his palm to his sternum. "Focus on me."

    Or: Shane has a couple of panic attacks (tuna melt and Montreal club) and Ilya helps him through them.

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    27 Jun 2026

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    “What will the team do? Without Ilya and me?”

    “Apologies, Shane, I must not have been clear enough…”

    Wiebe’s throat was suddenly dry. This is going to crush him.

    “Only you are under investigation. Only you are being benched.”

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    Following Shane Hollander’s first game as a Centaur, Crowell launches a formal investigation into Shane, his relationship with Ilya and his former captaincy in Montreal, placing him on indefinite suspension pending a hearing. What follows is angst, frustration, and a much-deserved Shane Hollander crash-out.

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    27 Jun 2026