Akimfu
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"in the autumn flames and mountains, there is the rain of fox's weddings"
- Kobayashi IssaSomething that happened to me today.
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A drabble I wrote while sleep-deprived, like, a week ago.
I love bears. I love nerds.
Combine the two
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Boris Stolyarchuk gets punished for being horny on main.
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I'm having writer's block lately. This is what I created randomly on Discord.
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Leonid Toptunov wearing a schoolgirl uniform.
Sasha likes it. A lot.
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Halloween Terrorfest 2019 by Akimfu
Fandom Dream Cycle - H. P. Lovecraft, The Terror (TV 2018)
01 Nov 2019
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- 6
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To the Man Who Sticks Me Best by Indigosquid
Fandoms: A Song of Ice and Fire & Related Fandoms, A Knight of the Seven Kingdoms (TV)
27 Jan 2026
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“Well, what you said was – a hundred gold. To the man who sticks you best.”
That peaked Ser Lyonel’s interest at last. He had a wild look about him, gazing up at Dunk through a cascade of salt-and-pepper curls, skin blushed from drink and glistening with sweat.
“Man. Beast. God. A giant, perhaps.”
"Yes, but –" Dunk tried to swallow down the nerves in his throat, “What’d I have to do for that? To stick you best.”
Lyonel’s lips split into a grin that bared his teeth, a flash of white in the dark.
“You think you can take the likes of me, lad?”
Dunk is completely oblivious to Lyonel coming on to him, until he isn’t.
Or: many metaphors fit both fighting and fucking in somewhat equal measure.
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- Part 1 of matters of hedge and storm
Bookmarked by Akimfu
22 Mar 2026
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i violated professional boundaries (and all i got was this stupid tee shirt) by orphan_account for DittyWrites
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
03 Jan 2023
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In which Dr. Jonathan Crane decides to make a pet project of Edward Nygma.
(Spoiler alert: It ends either poorly or very well, depending on one's perspective.)
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- English
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Bookmarked by Akimfu
11 Jan 2026
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The Dangers of Being Stood Up by Talc
Fandoms: Batman: The Audio Adventures (Podcast), Batman - All Media Types
02 Dec 2023
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It's not all riddle-filled hostage situations and big scale crime, sometimes the Riddler is just in a bar, getting stood up by some girl who wouldn't give him the time of day. And apparently that sort of pathetic loneliness attracts the attention of Gotham's spookiest drug dealer.
Bookmarked by Akimfu
15 Nov 2025
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Bookmarked by Akimfu
14 May 2025
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The Scarecrow tries to steal a plant from Poison Ivy's lair. It doesn't work out exactly as planned.
Bookmarked by Akimfu
18 Jan 2025