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Dennis Whitaker learns about what James Ogilvie has been subjecting his friends to.
Something he doesn't agree with at all.
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“How fucking desperate for attention are you that you steal valuable learning opportunities from the people you’re meant to work with.” Was physically spat at the other man, a small part of Dennis satisfied at the physical proof of his anger on Ogilvie’s cheek, spittle lingering on gentle pinkened skin. -
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Uther worships his God when being a king becomes too much.
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J. Jonah Jameson wasn't stupid. Either Peter Parker was Spider-Man. Or he was dating him.
And he was 'sure' he knew which one. -
Face-Scraped Concrete by Albeion
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Arkham (Video Games)
22 Aug 2025
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If a civilian can kill the Joker, how useful is Batman really?
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Purely just a one-shot where a civilian comes across an alone and beaten Joker.
Take the tags seriously! This is just pure violence and body mutilation, if you can't handle something like eyeballs being popped, don't click!
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Tiny hands grabbed at the freshly bloomed rose that laid warm against his palm - the wood of the stem almost vibrating in his grasp as he pointed it at his Uncle Vernon, a happy grin on his baby-face as he babbled at him.
Of course, his speech wasn’t perfect for being a two year old so his words got all mangled up- not like that should have mattered. But it did. Because when Vernon lowered his newspaper to tell off the child that was just trying to get his attention- he was struck in the face by an acrid green bolt of power, not even a choked noise being able to leave his open lips before he collapsed like a puppet with its strings cut.
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From the Earth by Maybe_its_Kris
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
03 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace dies at age 46, just three days before Hail Mary was expected to arrive at Erid.
Three years later, a strange Eridian stumbles through the crowd with one mission in mind: Find Rocky.
OR: Grace dies from complications due to prolonged malnutrition before he and Rocky could make it to Erid. Several years after being given a human burial on the very planet he helped save, Grace claws himself out of his own grave – far less human than he should have been.
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This is Certainly… Different by Broken__Talon
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
04 Jun 2026
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The only way to keep Ryland Grace alive on Erid was transfer his consciousness into something that could survive on the planet - an Eridian.
That being said, Earth does not know this.
So it sure is fun when a delegate of Eridians go to check that Earth hasn’t frozen over and has to explain this fact to everyone. -
Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Des98
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
05 Jun 2026
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Second Chances by PurplePhantomCat
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
31 May 2026
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Ryland Grace has somehow travelled back in time. Now he must try to keep everyone alive, get to rocky, and save their worlds (again)
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“What are you talking about?” Grace's fingers played quick chords as he spoke. He didn’t even look as he did it, but it did not make them any less purposeful.
“Discussing possible reasons why Tau Ceti is not infected while other stars are,” Eva replied deftly. “I would invite you to join, but we were just finishing—”
“Oh, that’s easy.” His hand twisted a knob, and the notes came out sharper. “It is infected—Petrova Line and everything.”
In Grace's opinion, dreaming about time traveling is no excuse for getting out of practice with his Eridian. To the rest of the Petrova Taskforce, it seems a bit odd that their resident Astrophage expert has suddenly taken to carrying a keyboard around and playing it whenever he speaks. Eva Stratt resolves to figure out what is going on.