Anthrobean
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This will be a collection of all the little scenes and ideas I have for bg3 that don't really go anywhere. Silly and experimental stories centering mostly around my oc, Tavarti. Just wanted to share with the class.
The rating may change with the addition of worse ideas.
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- Part 3 of Sunflower Knight 🌻
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The tadpole gang meets Ill-Mater the Clown, leading to a bit of fun at the expense of others and a moment between the paladin and rogue.
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- Part 2 of Sunflower Knight 🌻
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The holy symbol of Ilmater is a pair of bound hands, a detail Astarion finds endlessly entertaining.
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- Part 1 of Sunflower Knight 🌻
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Shadowheart disapproving actually made the romance scene even better. Jokes on you. I'm into that shit. You only made it hotter.
Anyway, enjoy this self indulgent treat.
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Somehow, it didn’t occur to her that, someday, 𝘴𝘩𝘦 may be the one facilitating sex.
Also known as Mimin sets out to awkwardly fumble her way into seducing Astarion, of all people.
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- Part 4 of fell for your prey, didn't you?
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Astarion comes to Leska in the night, and finds himself at her mercy.
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26 May 2022
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“Oh, gods forbid they respond positively to you doing a good thing,” Neve deadpans. She squeezes him a little again. “That’s sort of how it works, Astarion.”
She can’t even see it. Believes the best of them all so earnestly, himself included, that she can’t see how it would all fall away without her at the center. It’s enough to make a person feel like they might actually deserve it.
“And by it, you mean…?” he asks instead.
Her huffed laugh of disbelief ruffles the hair at his neck. “Friendship, you idiot,” she answers. “And the general acquisition thereof.”
Astarion cuts a sideways look at her as best he can with her still nestled so close. “And is that what we are? Friends?”
He’d meant it to tease her, and yet finds that the silence before her answer twists his stomach. Because…he doesn’t actually know, either.
“Yes, Astarion,” Neve says gently, after a moment. “I think we’re very good friends.”
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Neve and Astarion, continued. She's not a victim. Not a target. Not just one night it's better to forget. But then...whatever in the world could she be?
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- Part 2 of Mercurial World
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25 May 2022
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“Well,” he croons, “The fun doesn’t have to be entirely one-sided. Our time could very well be limited. You help me with my condition…and I could help you with yours.”
“My condition?” she asks, her eyebrows now arched to maximum height.
Astarion tilts his head. “Darling, it’s bad enough that we might burst into tentacles any day now. I would hate to see you die a virgin.”
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Neve already had her hands full, what with trying to keep her companions from killing each other and pushing forward in the face of an uncertain fate. Then the vampire had to go and decide she was sweet enough to want to sink his teeth into.
Another take on how things unfold post-bite.
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- Part 1 of Mercurial World
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- English
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25 May 2022
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"You want to go down this road?" asked Shadowheart. "At least do it well. If you need a fake date who’s pretty, charming, and distracting for both yourself and others? Who won’t take it too seriously, but also won’t fuck it up by being embarrassed the entire time? You don’t ask me. You ask Astarion.”
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A year after their adventuring party officially disbanded to enjoy their fame and immense wealth to the full, tiefling wizard Rosalie (reluctantly) asks Astarion for some help with a large, fake-date, ex-girlfriend sized problem.
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- Part 4 of Rat Bastard Boi (BG3)
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25 May 2022