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    🌜 this is a hard tomarry yall🌛

    After his name comes out of the Goblet of Fire (really?) and Ron once again turns his back on him, Harry snaps.

    He’s had enough of pretending to be the perfect Light Saviour, Dumbledore’s puppet, while it brought him nothing but grief - he will no longer allow anyone to control him. He lets the real bloodthirsty Harry out to play.

     

    How will everyone deal with the new, powerful and dark Harry Potter?

    What will Dumbledore do to gain control of his puppet again?

    Will Voldemort agree to an alliance or continue hunting him down? Especially as he learns of the very close bond his Diary Horcrux and Harry have formed?

     

    ⚡Basically, Harry turns tables, befriends slytherins, slowly but surely climbs to power, while Dumbledore grasps at straws, and is a sexually confused, oblivious idiot. Thank Merlin Tom is there to fix that.⚡

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Ch. 21

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    "Radio AND video. Me and you; we could rule Hell, together, as partners"
    "As partners? Are you proposing Vincent?"

    What if instead of laughing his ass off and rejecting Vox, Alastor made Vox propose to him? Aka Alastor having his own agenda while Vox just accepts everything having the time of his life.

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    06 Dec 2025

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    Ch. 22

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    Vox has created a perfect, idealistic life for himself with Alastor. He has a loving husband, a beautiful house in a quiet neighborhood, and a promising career as the local car dealership’s top salesman.

    It’s everything he’s ever wanted. His own personal paradise, his heaven.

    But none of it’s real. It’s all lies, hosted within a virtual reality simulation, and Vox refuses to come out, even at the risk of his own life.

    Back in the real world, Velvette and Valentino are at their wits end trying to figure out a way to get Vox out of that damn VR machine. Eventually, Velvette realizes that Alastor is the only one who can reach Vox inside the VR terminal.

    Reluctantly offering his assistance in exchange for future favors, Alastor agrees to help get Vox out.

    Little does he know, he’s in for one wild ride.

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    07 Dec 2025

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    Ch. 12

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    An Au where Alastor took Vox's offer and teamed up with him, leading to a much closer relationship than expected

    They are happy together as the top overlords of all of Hell, known as the "Media Demons," where almost everyone either fears or respects them.

    But more than just their relationship starts to shake when Rosie forces Alastor to assist and host the newly founded "Happy Hotel", causing Alastor to struggle with balancing his overlord responsibilities, hotel duties, his new and old relationships and breaking free from his deal.
    Can he reach ultimate freedom or loose everything in the process?

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    09 Dec 2025

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    Ch. 10

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    Harry Potter has made it through his fifth year of Hogwarts alive and mostly intact. He has negotiated a marriage contract and peace treaty with Lord Voldemort, and knows he is one of his several remaining Horcruxes.

    But no relationship is perfect. Especially not when your alpha is a homicidal Dark Lord who loves to play games and still wants to take over the Ministry.

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    03 Jan 2026

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    Ch.5