ArionWind
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- Homestuck (1)
- Wizardy Herbert (1)
- Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer (1)
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Fowl play on SPORTS day by ArionWind for kayla
Fandoms: Homestuck, Wizardy Herbert, Artemis Fowl - Eoin Colfer
18 Dec 2012
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On the day of the big SPORTS game, Herbert wants nothing more than to just get the game over with and get on with his life. But the author thought that would be boring, so the Big Bad of the story had to do something. Something sinister that would be an annoyance to Herbert, but not enough of one that he could actually lose. Because that would suck. But something that would inspire drama and tension. Something . . . Fowl.
Actual drunk fanfic from an actual drunk author.
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Bookmarked by ArionWind
13 May 2026
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Something weird's going on. Sophia's not coming to school, and Emma's hateful glares are off somehow. Something happened, and Taylor's gonna find out what before whatever it is comes around to bite her in the ass.
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Bookmarked by ArionWind
21 Sep 2024
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The first time you pass by the troll in the box you kind of try not to see it.
It's gross as fuck when people do this. You guess maybe it's better than driving them out into the country and dumping them to make it on their own, or those stories you've heard about people dumping unwanted wrigglers in sacks into rivers--those you try not to think about because fuck, that is not okay on any level but it's not like you can do shit about it.
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- Part 1 of UFUT
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21 Oct 2019
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Your name is John Egbert, and this is definitely not what you intended when you signed up to be a foster home for animals in legal cases. Either way, a bit of love and nursing to health, then his charges would be ready for trial, and a rewarding, happy home. You'd seen trolls on television and YouTube, they were popular exotic pets with celebrities. Certain breeds were even useful for guide pets and companion animals for the elderly. Since they were almost-sentient, of course. Almost.
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Bookmarked by ArionWind
20 Apr 2014
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John is one of eight mech pilots heroically protecting Earth from an alien invasion. Pretty easy on the moral choices. See evil monster from space, kill evil monster from space.
Only then he actually meets one of them face to face.
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- Part 1 of Battlefield Terra
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Bookmarked by ArionWind
05 Aug 2013