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    To Make My Sweetness by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    01 Apr 2024

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    “A 97 percent?” her mother asks, eyes never leaving the page of the exam booklet that she’s studying.

    Lily nods, realizes her mother can’t see her, and replies, quietly, “Yes.”

    Her mother hums. It’s an uncertain hum, with an undercurrent of disdain. Lily is very good at interpreting her mother’s hums.

    “Well, that’s not bad darling.” A pause. Lily waits for what is inevitably coming. “But where did the other 3 percent go?”

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    In her fifth year at Hogwarts, Lily Evans begins to dissolve. This is a story of hunger, pressure, what it takes to exceed expectations, and what it means to survive them.

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    24 Jan 2026

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    Harry Potter and the Lack of Lamb Sauce by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Hell's Kitchen (US TV) RPF, Hotel Hell RPF, MasterChef (US) RPF, MasterChef (TV) RPF, MasterChef (UK) RPF  

    24 Mar 2019

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    Inspired by a post on Tumblr, this is a AU story set during Harry's sixth year at Hogwarts, with one big, foul-mouthed difference. Instead of Horace Slughorn, the position of Potions professor will be taken on by...Gordon Ramsay.

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    02 Mar 2025

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    Black Trolling by

    Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

    08 Aug 2019

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    In the canon Harry Potter universe, Sirius and Walburga Black’s mutual hatred is the stuff of legends. But, what if that hatred wasn’t real? What if, instead, it was secretly one massive prank?
    Behind closed doors, House Black is strong and united.
    Harry Potter would know; after all, he’s secretly been raised as the Blacks’ pride and joy. But, shhh, you can’t tell anyone that.

    Much of this story was originally written for April 2018's Rough Trade Challenge: 'Call it Magic', though it has seen some editing since then.

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    02 Mar 2025