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    “For the love of God! Mike, I haven’t had an orgasm in like two fucking weeks! That’s what’s wrong!” Will snaps. Mike’s eyes go wide. He opens his mouth to reply, but he closes it again. The silence between them is heavy for a moment. Like they’re both weighing what Will just admitted. “And you have been driving me fucking insane with all this touching. I don’t know what’s happening, but it needs to stop.”
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    The world shutting down causes Mike and Will to start crossing the boundaries of their friendship.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    “Dear Mike Wheeler…

    I request your formal RSVP to have intercourse with me so I can help you finally cum this Saturday. RSVP by Friday or the offer expires.

    With great pleasure, Will Byers.”

    or: Mike Wheeler has an orgasm problem. Will Byers has a Mike Wheeler problem. These turn out to be the same problem.

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    08 Apr 2026

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    Nothing ever happens to Michael Wheeler. For as long as he could remember, nothing bad ever happened directly to him. Bad things happen around him all of the time, but nothing ever happens to Mike Wheeler.

    Or: the fic where Mike discovers he has powers and gets Vecna'd in season 3. it only gets worse from there.
    (on hiatus)

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    08 Apr 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 34

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    “Did you not hear me earlier?” Will asked his voice low in Mike’s ear, “I said that you look fucking hot.”

    Mike lets out a shaky breath at the sound of Will’s voice, “you think?” Mike responded weakly, this behavior was completely new to Mike, this wasn’t confident New York Will anymore, this was different. And Mike liked it, maybe too much.

    “So fucking hot Mike” Will responded hands sliding down Mike’s waist casually, as if this was just something that happened, something that they did often, “you don’t want other guys hitting on you?” Will mused “talking to you like how I am right now?”

    “I uh—” Mike stuttered. “I don’t know.”

    Except Mike did know, Mike knew he only wanted Will in his ear like this, Mike knew that whatever was happening right now was specific to Will, Mike knew all of it. Yet he chose to pretend.

    “It’s fine if you don’t” Will said “but I’m just letting you know it’s gonna happen” Will shuffles slightly to Mike’s side, resting his head onto the upper part of Mike’s left arm, “you’re eye candy Mike, it’s bound to happen.”

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    17 Mar 2026

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    “Is it cause you used to have a crush on me?” Mike asked, abruptly.

    “What!” It was Will’s turn to blush harder, giving him a glare reserved for Mike Wheeler and Mike Wheeler only. “No. God. That was ages ago. I’ve been past that for a long time.”

    Mike motioned like he’d made his point. “See? So? It wouldn’t be weird.”

    So, Mike likes guys. Fine, Will can live with that. Except now Mike's worried about having fallen behind and would really like some help practicing how to kiss a guy from his also-into-guys best friend. And Will is trying really, really hard to be a good mentor to him, so what is he going to do, say no?

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    14 Mar 2026